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Dr. Smitty Jones

The famous inventor of the most popular mime academy in the history of all schools. Also known as William Smith (Smitty)
Guy 1: Did you know that The Mime Academy of Smits was made by Dr. Smitty Jones!

Guy 2: Who doesn't!
by Dr. W. Smith December 30, 2011
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Litty Titty Joe Smitty

A man with tits that every woman wishes she had. Envied by anyone with the XX chromosome pair. Even envied by some with the XY. Everyone wants the Joe Smitty titties.
"Litty Titty Joe Smitty is what I want inside of me."
"Dude, you see that girl? She almost has the titties of Joe Smitty."
by sassynipples6969 February 25, 2019
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peep smitty

To see what someone was doing when they thought no could see or
to catch someone in the act of something.
Did you peep smitty?
Yeah, I saw dude stick the money in his back pocket.
by Ms.Kee October 18, 2008
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Pullin' a Smitty

To get a massive stiffy at an inappropriate time.
"Dang, shoulda seen Shea the other day, he was Pullin' a Smitty when that little boy crashed his bike."
by SaveMeFromSmitty February 16, 2014
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Da Smitty

an act where one waxes his pubic hair and pulls his shorts down to the beginning of his genetailia and wears only a santa hat and red gym shorts. takes a pic of it and sends it to all his contacts
" yo i did a da smitty last night. yo."
by Fro_man_Joe_Man January 11, 2008
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b smitty

a extreme balla, a kid just so smooth and filthynastytight,a kid who walks in extreme favor and is blessed.A kid who balls all day of everyday
man tht b smitty is so legit
by ballaballa October 11, 2007
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Hot Smitty

Replaces the "Hot Carl" during a romp in the hay where no one has to defecate. It is the act of taking fresh cat poo, directly from the litter box, and dropping it on the saran wrap. Better yet, grabbing the cat himself and squeezing it over the saran wrap as to procure the poo.
Him: "Honey, I gave the cat a bran muffin so we can do a hot smitty, in lieu of me crapping on you myself"

Her: "Great I'll get the saran wrap"
by Zenfluffychaser November 15, 2010
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