smatch

to choke with male juices or gizz

Don't make me smatch you

by Drew Tufts January 12, 2005

Smitch

smitchsex

3ft venezualan.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

SMBT

Suck My Bloody Tampax!

Why don't you SMBT?

by GaiaVox April 21, 2016

Smetch

the biggest clown known to mankind. can often, if not always, be caught lacking. also known as the Mayor of Clown Town, thinks being an 04 kid is a good thing.

weaknesses : vegetables , combing his hair

ayo was that Smetch I saw?

of course it was! Didn't you hear the clown music when he came in?

by coolkidlevel1 August 28, 2020

smbt.

means "suck my big toe".

guy one: oh my god. i had a threesome last night.
guy two: was your girlfriend there?
guy one: no, she can smbt. she was never any good at it.

by nunsaresxc February 21, 2012

Smatch

A dirty vagina often associated with an ugly man named carl eating that pussy.

Look at carl eat that smatch

by Bkkong October 23, 2014

SMBC

Short for Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, a popular webcomic in the same vein of humor as xkcd. Recurring themes include pro-robot revolution propaganda and philosophically literate children.

SMBC has a hilarious inferiority complex over xkcd.

by bruh17777 May 5, 2021