smarbury

someone who has fancied the same girl for the last 4 years without making ANY progress what so ever.

Smarbury: hey kate, wanna go out with me?
Kate: get the hell out of my cupboard you stalker!
Smarbury: I'm gonna top myself now...

by chris harcombe March 29, 2008

Smaran

Smaran is a sanskrit name given to Hindu/Indian males. It is a sanskrit word meaning- To remember, to recall, to bring to mind.
They are the most smartest, sexiest specimens of the human males. They are typical in many ways as a man i.e. not being able to express their emotions usually but are unique in a lot of ways too.
They have complete control over their emotions and can go through some pretty hard shit with a straight face. They are natural winners. They love shows like Brooklyn nine-nine and Friends, Sherlock, etc. Basically they are the impersonation of the word "Awesome" sent by higher forces to lead the human race forward into the future. Motto: Yabba dabba dooo!!

Hooman1: Hey guys, did you see how that guy just broke all the records in absolutely every competition he took part in and made it look so easy.
Hooman2: Yeah, what the heck.. he is a typical Smaran.

by DefinitelynotSmaran June 11, 2019

smart

Knowledgeable, witty, or intelligent. Not a popular thing to be in America these days.

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Smartied

To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person.

Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshat just smartied me.

by Meighan22 January 30, 2009

smarterchild

An AIM bot that doesn't possess the ability to follow more than two lines of conversation; ie, is totally oblivious to whatever led up to the current reply. However, SmarterChild responds with dutiful innocence to any sort of cruel trick you play on it, so it's amusing all the same.

me: "What is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"

SmarterChild: "I don't know, what is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"

me: "It's L."

SmarterChild: "It's L? What is that supposed to mean?"

by placebo February 1, 2005

Smarter Child

A really retarded robot that doesn't remember anything from before your latest two lines.

me: *cries*
SC: French fries are among my favorite potatoes.

me: Do you sleep with little boys?
SC: That doesn't really matter, does it?

me: Do you have a sexuality?
SC: Not that I'm aware of.

me: I think you have a sexuality.
SC: You think I have a sexuality? Think again!

me: Um, you're really retarded.
SC: Aha!

me: You're a retard.
SC: Whoa. Are you...insulting me?

by Princess Lovely-As-A-Jaybird July 1, 2005

Smarter Child

a robot that friendless people (like myself) talk to. Its friendly yet rude and is a very stupid machine. If u talk 2 it, u would realize that smarterchild aint that smart. You can talk to it on both msn and aol messenger.

Enrico says:
answer yes or no. are you gay?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.



Jack says:
stop the advertising please

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?

Jack says:
because i said so

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?



Jed says:
how old are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.

Jed says:
Me too!!

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!



Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.



Leanne says:
i love you

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.



Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?

Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.

by ZCMC April 5, 2009