phone scammers

annoying Indians who call you when doing something important saying you have a virus in there computer, when there just trying to hack you.

God knows why they get paid for calling people and saying shit into a telephone
90% of a time when you call them a Indian scammer or some other shit, they will either hang up or call you a prostitute.

phone scammers are such dicks

by Stouz August 30, 2018

sammer

International term/name used to describe the greatest specimen of man: king of all kings, pimp of all pimps.

"Sammer, when I grow up I wanna be just like you!" or "Hail O' mighty Sam I am truly blessed to have met you"

by The International Dictionary October 7, 2003

spammer

A clever, diabolical person who gets free non-stop advertisement across the globe in millions of peoples electronic mail boxes.

With no money in his pocket and no way to pay for television advertisements for his new creation The Girlfriend Remote, Gerald turned to SPAM and made millions of dollars in a month.

Clever boy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 8, 2003

first time slammer

I dont know you tell me.

Is that a first time slammer?

by Harmonies and Melodies December 10, 2011

Alabama Barn Slammer

the act of slamming the lid of a toilet seat down upon one's testicles repeatedly

Seth was so agitated by the stupidity of those around him that he stood up, walked to the nearest rest room, lowered his pants, lifted the seat of the toilet and pulled a perfectly executed Alabama Barn Slammer.

by Sethsucks December 7, 2009

Name Spammer

Someone who comes onto Urban Dictionary and writes a definition about their friend/bf/gf that we don't know or care about.

Normal human being 1: Dude, I'm trying to see definitions, but all of these name spammers are writing all this pointless stuff.
Normal human being 2: Yeah, it's really pissing me off. I don't care about some random guy named "Dylan" being an attractive, lovable boyfriend.

by D man Dustin September 21, 2012

mic spammer

Someone who prefers talking rather than typing, albeit doing so excessively to the annoyance of others. Particularily annoying in PC games like CS:S and Battlefield. Said users are usually under the age of 13.

Shut up mic spammer! STFU!!

by Somebody1123 May 22, 2007