slurpin-the-gurkin

the act of performing felatio

that hoebag can slurp the gurkin like pro

by icebox February 14, 2003

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Slurpin Simms

When a guy nuts in a bowl, gets a spoon full and slurps it like its soup

Melvin: i think that guy is a slurpin simms...

Todd: Fagget...

by choo hoo March 5, 2009

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Slurpin the soup

When ones sexual partner enjoys orally stimulating a women’s genetals when she is on her period.

It is Maddies time of the month! Time to go over and start slurpin the soup!

by -DB- March 9, 2012

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slurpin

To sweat someone really, really big.

A girl was like look at that tight car. When it really wasnt all that tight. And the boy next to her said Quit SLURPIN.

by Titan and TT-mama July 31, 2006

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slurking

Lurking while not doing anything in particular, or of use. Particularly applies to late nights, when thought is difficult.

Ted: Hey Mike, what're you doing up at 3 AM?
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.

by Naz M. April 17, 2010

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Similar to slurring your words or slurring your text; it is a condition that occurs while drunk when your mind gets slurred. You think about things you would never thing about or you can't put together what people are saying or doing. When your are slurring your thoughts is usually the time you being to think sexting your ex is good idea but you end up slurring your text and they never understand.

Me: Hey, what's up?
You: I think we are in the land of dinosaurs, are those two dinosaurs making out?
Me: Dude, your really slurring your thoughts, I think you've had enough to drink.

by Beloni Pony April 20, 2010

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