Slobbing meat

To preform oral sex on a man, typically a blowjob with a copious amount of saliva
Damn man I was with Samantha last night and what they say about her is true; she's an expert at slobbing meat
by DinoPrice January 13, 2017
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Grave Slobbing

Instead of taking stuff away from a grave (grave robbing) you are adding to the grave site.

Usually taking the form of revenge; by having lunch sat on their grave, tossing all the empty beer cans, wrappers, and crumbs over it. Then lighting up a few smokes flicking the ash about and grinding the butt into the headstone.

To finish you can then urinate and/or take a dump on the grave, using the flowers or cards to wipe with.
Steve 'Hey dude do you feel bad you will never get your revenge on Mike for bullying you?'.

John 'Naw I spent my lunch grave slobbing his plot , so it's all good now'.
by sherav October 20, 2012
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Cow Slob

When a woman is sucking a man dick and she creates so much saliva it looks a lot like a young calf sucking on its mother's tits.
Jenny likes to suck dick so much she cow slobs every were.

Jenny suck my dick so hard she cow slobbed all over her stomach.
by Chino Grife June 24, 2009
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neat slob

(n). a young man, usually a bachelor, who can be neat when he wants to, but prefers to leave his car, apartment, and other belongings in a disorderly fashion.
I am a neat slob. When company comes over, I will tidy up the place, then after they leave, I will leave things all over the place.
by boggler June 5, 2005
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slob donkey

A girl who you bang behind the dumpster at your local bar. After you're finished you proceed inside to drink more beer.
Bro I was so hammered last night. Did I nail that slob donkey at the end of the bar???
by joeyballz November 25, 2015
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Slob Kebab

"Bro, I totally had a Slob Kebab last night. I need a shower."
by SirScoots April 23, 2016
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