slavery simulator

Slavery simulator is a simulation of owning a slave in the “good days”

Or the act of being someone’s slave and being starved to death

“Hey bro want to play some slavery simulator”

Bro was never seen again

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

asexual simulation

The highest peak of sexual arousal with out have an orgasm.

Only high level tantra practitioners can reach asexual simulation.

by stargate20 November 28, 2016

simulated blumpkin

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.

Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...

by evilleppy June 13, 2020

Fabian simulator

It’s when you sit on the ps4 screen while talking to your friends and getting bullied at the same time

Person 1: hey what you playing

Person2: ohh Iam sitting one Fabian simulator

Person3: shut the hell ip Fabian nobody gives a shit

by Fabis August 25, 2020

russian simulator

A roblox game where you kill enlists for fun.

Hey dude let's kill some enlists in russian simulator for no reason!

by Clichés are my passion April 15, 2020

simul poop

When you and your girl decide to poop in the same toilet, in bob sled position. Aka the simul poop.

Girl: “Babe our apartment is so small, and I have to poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”

by GaPeach007 May 4, 2019

Flirt Simulator

A member of the opposite sex, who you are not (yet?) having a romantic relationship with, but you sometimes push the boundaries for the sake of ‘practice’.

Because Dave had so little experience with women, he was lucky to have Sue as his Flirt Simulator to help build his confidence.

by Philosoraptor1969 October 14, 2021