A perfectly straight and smooth penis thus giving it the appearance of silk. Unfortunately the penis is square like a meatloaf. It should be noted that the penis is slightly below average but men who have a silkymeatloaf generally make up for it with an award winning personality and killer oral skills.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
Get the silkymeatloaf mug.The only player hater in the Player Haters' Ball that actually knows how to hate; the rest are all stupid and lame.
Buc Nasty: Man you oughtta take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death.
Pit Bull: Why don't you vacuum that coat, man?
Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. And of course the so-called "Beautiful." Why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa? And as for you, Boss Hogg, very insulting what you said about my coat. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. Quite shitty.
Beautiful: Silky mink made out of 100% rat ass!
Silky Johnson: That of course was Beautiful talking. Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.
Pit Bull: Why don't you vacuum that coat, man?
Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. And of course the so-called "Beautiful." Why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa? And as for you, Boss Hogg, very insulting what you said about my coat. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. Quite shitty.
Beautiful: Silky mink made out of 100% rat ass!
Silky Johnson: That of course was Beautiful talking. Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.
by A7XDeathbatGNR January 27, 2007
Get the Silky Johnson mug.Related Words
SILWY
• silly
• silly goose
• silky's
• silly billy
• Sillyism
• Silly Willy
• Selwyn
• silly bitch
• silly goober
British origin.
Evolving from the term of abuse bugger, meaning a sodomite or irritating person. To play 'silly buggers' is to generally act the fool, lark about, waste time or generally mess things up. As illustrated by English band The Bus Station Loonies song "Playing Silly Buggers" (1995).
Evolving from the term of abuse bugger, meaning a sodomite or irritating person. To play 'silly buggers' is to generally act the fool, lark about, waste time or generally mess things up. As illustrated by English band The Bus Station Loonies song "Playing Silly Buggers" (1995).
by chris wheelie April 25, 2005
Get the Silly Buggers mug.A virus started in the southern United States that involves the corruption and mutation of a plain rubber band and turning it into a colorful shape. The disease first started among younger children, one or two was the norm, but it soon began to spread and multiply. Soon it had made its way into Middle Schools, particularly girls and (in some cases) boys.
As of right now, the virus has begun to spread in High school environments, infecting 15-17 (primarily) year old girls. The High school mutation of the virus is usually very aggressive, and will infest the host with upwards of 10 bands. Lately, there have been signs of Silly Bandz on High school boys as well.
There is no cure to Silly Bandz, except will power to resist their colorful appearance. Right now, Silly Bandz Syndrome (or SBS) is on the verge of being declared a pandemic.
It is currently unclassified, but is remarkably similar to the Webkinz Disease that plagued the nations several years ago.
As of right now, the virus has begun to spread in High school environments, infecting 15-17 (primarily) year old girls. The High school mutation of the virus is usually very aggressive, and will infest the host with upwards of 10 bands. Lately, there have been signs of Silly Bandz on High school boys as well.
There is no cure to Silly Bandz, except will power to resist their colorful appearance. Right now, Silly Bandz Syndrome (or SBS) is on the verge of being declared a pandemic.
It is currently unclassified, but is remarkably similar to the Webkinz Disease that plagued the nations several years ago.
Jon: Man, I'm really worried about Rick, I haven't seen him since he was diagnosed with Silly Bandz Syndrome
Eric: Yeah, I hear just last week, SBS took more then five guys on the football team...
Eric: Yeah, I hear just last week, SBS took more then five guys on the football team...
by The Mysterious Mister M May 26, 2010
Get the Silly Bandz mug.by sarahhhh w April 12, 2008
Get the Sillyer mug.by yawn daddy May 7, 2010
Get the silly ideas mug.by KImCobain March 10, 2015
Get the silly bugga mug.