head and shoulders

To have ones head so far up their anus, you can only see from the shoulders down.

When my girlfriend is being intentionally difficult, I roll my eyes and exclaim to my friends: She is being head and shoulders today!

by Andrew Gulak July 3, 2005

Lady shoulders

A way to express feamale nudity of any kind.

Nothing like a bunch of lady shoulders to wish you goodnight

by Will Waldman May 11, 2019

Smurf shoulders

When you carry a backpack for too long you get blue shoulders

I was poopy with smurf shoulders

by Peepeepoopoothesecond November 11, 2019

goat shoulders

A lack of shoulders. Resembling a goats small torso.

My mother’s goat shoulders cause her dress straps to fall right off.

by Buddy43 December 24, 2023

Ass Shoulders

This is the portion of love handles located on a person’s back and just above their ass.

When his shirt was tucked in tightly, it was form-fitting around his ample ass shoulders.
See also: ass neck

by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024

two shoulders

Having “two shoulders” about something means to be conflicted. Having an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.

“She called me about getting back together, but I’ve got two shoulders about it.”

by Expedition17 March 23, 2024

tee pee shoulders

A lack of shoulder definition. Head and weak sloped shoulders form a tee pee shape.

That guy has tee pee shoulders. He can't even wear a back pack it would slide off.

by KittyK22 March 29, 2016