shitbas

Originating from "shit bastard", however the meaning is slightly changed... a shit bastard is a person who is annoying for some reason, the phrase "shitbas" is used for describing something or an explanation of annoyance or displeasure.

Tom: "Man, i lost the car keys, way out there in the jungle"

Tim: "Argh Tom, you shit bastard, how could you do that?!"

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"Crap, my CD is broken!"

"Na, don't matter, it was shitbas anyway..."

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"Shitbas! Just hit my faffing head on the door!"

by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005

Shitgasm

N. The Best part of feciation. A moment of infinite awesomeness.

Boy: ohh, yeah! Yes!
Mom: honey, whats going on?
Boy: nothing, mom. Just having a shitgasm on the toilet.

by StarRockerGuy January 14, 2010

Shitgasm

The incredible feeling of taking a long anticipated shit.

I had to shit for hours and couldn't find a toilet; but once I did I had the best shitgasm of my life.

by sbsmike January 21, 2013

shitdawg

'Shitdawg' is a newly emerged term that describes unfavourable or irritating events. It is believed to originate from places like the 'hood' and the 'ghetto', and is used by people who also like saying 'bitches, hoes and sweet mofos'.

1st individual: yo, yo, yo my nigger whats happen'?
2nd individual:yo my homie. my girl left me last night, and check this: she gone stole my weed!
1st individual: Shitdawg!

by The Administrator April 23, 2005

shitlash

When you take a rare kind of shit that shoots into the toilet bowl really fast and causes water to splash on your buttocks.

I would be careful if I was you when entering that bathroom, I had major shitlash and some of the water got on the floor.

by Willcom September 5, 2009

Shitmas tree

When you're having anal sex and the person defecates on your penis.

Man, that girl last night shitmas tree'd me last night. I had to scrub for three hours!!

by soha33 September 26, 2010

Shitsaster

A moranic disaster, shitty disaster, or a disaster involving shit.

Just when I thought this couldn't get worse, you just had to make this into a shitsaster.

Man... I shouldn't have ate all those wings and drunk all that coffee. That was a recipe for shitsaster waiting to happen.

by Tinygreendot June 24, 2016