shitbas 

Originating from "shit bastard", however the meaning is slightly changed... a shit bastard is a person who is annoying for some reason, the phrase "shitbas" is used for describing something or an explanation of annoyance or displeasure.

Tom: "Man, i lost the car keys, way out there in the jungle"

Tim: "Argh Tom, you shit bastard, how could you do that?!"

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"Crap, my CD is broken!"

"Na, don't matter, it was shitbas anyway..."

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"Shitbas! Just hit my faffing head on the door!"

shitbas by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005

shitass 

god himself

hey shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?

shitass by Approve My Definition UD :( November 7, 2020

hey shitass 

A godly being that emerged from the depths of the Nether. On occasion, he rises to the overworld and asserts his dominance over meek Minecraftians. Shitass holds many powers such as speed-bridging and invincibility. He is a force to reckon with. You do not want to cross paths with Shitass.

Common Minecraftian: Hey shitass wanna see me speed bridge? Now you try it. He's never going to do it. Bad. You're bad, you fuvking suck.
Shitass: *speed*
Common Minecraftian: *audible suffering*

hey shitass by frggerz October 23, 2020

Shitcast 

A word commonly used to reference the American multinational telecommunications conglomerate, Comcast Corporation, due to its shitty customer service and unreliable internet speeds.

Ginther: Hey Kahlon, I can't connect to WiFi, Shitcast is fucking me hard today!

Kahlon: Maybe you should call them! Oh wait they won't pick up.

Shitcast by kahlonginth December 31, 2021

shitmaster 

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.

Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.

shitmaster by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

Shitbaggery 

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.

1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."

Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006

Shitbadger 

A useless person

Sky forgot his charger, because he's a total shitbadger

Shitbadger by T Q February 20, 2017