crack ship

An unusual relationship of any kind of fandom (i.e. books, television shows, movies, ect.) that is unlikely to happen. In fact a person must be on crack to even support such a relationship.

Draco Malfoy and Frodo Baggins is the best crack ship.

by too late January 2, 2010

Kita Shinsuke

as inarizaki’s captain, kita shinsuke is the most underrated, sweet, adorable, and loving character in haikyuu. he’s also a hottie! people say his hair is really ugly, but they just have shitty taste.

person one: “hey, who’s kita shinsuke?”

person two: “oh! he’s the best character ever! you should definitely stan him.”

by ilyreinerbraun February 19, 2021

Sinking Ship

A phrase used when a business is doing poorly due to lack of sales or bad management

Jim : Our store is becoming a Sinking Ship you need to kick it up a notch or I may have to replace you!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!

by SlopNChop May 18, 2017

I ship it

When you imagine 2 people would be good together in a relationship, so therefore you "ship" them.

"I ship Andrew and Claire".
"OMG, I totally ship Chris and Taryn".
"Jessie and Steven? I ship it".

by Catlover2312 June 21, 2015

Shinskie

noun. Someone who looks like they are wayyyyy too old for something. Derived from Boston College quarterback, David Shinskie, who is a 25 year old "freshman."

1) This kid on my little brother's middle school basketball team is such a Shinskie; he's 6'5" has facial hair, and says he's in seventh grade!

2) I went to a Magic the Gathering tournament last year. The average age of the people there was around 20, but there was this one Shinskie there who must have been 50 something!

by AwkHawk09 October 24, 2009

cock ship

the thing in ram ranch 85 where all the niggas cum from

40 naked niggas coming aboard the cock ship

by Tremp_Steks September 21, 2019

Shipsiding

To take a shit, freeze it, wrap it in foil & then sodomize yourself with it, like Matty

I love shipsiding myself.

by CBJacks April 24, 2014