Laverne And Shirley

Two Lesbians who kiss and love each other but are too afraid to have sex.

Lenny: I wonder how sexy it is when those two bang each other?

Squiggy: Naw, i can tell by the way she is looking at me. that they are nothing but a couple of Laverne and Shirley's

Lenny & Squiggy: Stooooooopid

by squigtoneloverfantasyboy January 14, 2010

Shirley Temple

A sexual act when an adult female pretends to be a minor for the purpose of paedophilic sexual fantasy as popularised by the British television show Cracker.

That old perv down the road keeps bringing home prostitutes and has them dress up as little girls. Sure, for now it's just a harmless Shirley Temple, but it's only a matter of time before he goes after the real thing.

by S21 May 25, 2009

Shigley-Head

a foolish person; the tip of a dick

Anna Steel is a shigley-head!

by Cukah Palette May 7, 2019

Shivley

-the act of getting so drunk that you vomit all over your friend's basement and go to the hospital to get your stomach pumped.

Dude, Jason won't stop drinking..he's about to pull a Shivley.

by jimmy long slong December 24, 2010

Sarah Shirley

possibly the raddest person alive :

LOL she is so so rad, just like Sarah Shirley

by RADDEST October 30, 2008

Dirty Shirley

The act of sticking your finger up your own ass while in the process of making out with a girl and as a act of fore-play you stick your finger in the girl's mouth to suck on having done this you hav successfully completed "The Dirty Shirley".

"Dude me and Sandra were all over each other last night and outta no where I gave her The Dirty Shirley she didn't even see it coming it was awesome!"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 20, 2006

Pepsi and Shirley

When something is a bit half and half - 2 sizes of the story - 2 different factors, coming from Pepsi and Shirley from Wham...

Going into the chippy...

Hi can i have a battered sausage and a pepsi and shirley (rice and chips)?

by Mrs Paco June 26, 2009