Shaft Shifter 

A Person who often gives hand or blow jobs.

Person 1 - See her?

Person 2 - Yeah

Person 1 - She gave Bill a blow job and Ben a handjob!

Person 2 - Really? What a Shaft Shifter!

Person 1 - I Know Right!

Shaft Shifter by 98JoeC November 29, 2012

shaft packet 

A sly comment made towards a rather annoying homosexual male.

Dude....im sick of that shaft packet

shaft packet by Perples December 25, 2006

Shaft Rub

When somebody rubs the male shaft insainely, or handjob.

Hey man, I got another Shaft Rub last night.

Shaft Rub by jgsteroid50 January 17, 2011

shaft beard 

similar to a neck beard, it is the appearance of a neck beard around the shaft of the penis.

Did you see his shaft beard peeking out of his boxers?

shaft beard by Yolo Swagin May 4, 2015

Shaft Shielding

When a projectile on course for collision with your testicles is blocked by your dangling member. This act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.

"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"

Shaft Shielding by JLavelle August 16, 2017

Shaft squeezer 

One who squeezes the shaft of his penis too hard. usualy refers too a person who is annoying or looks unsettled

Shut up you shaft squeezer

Shaft squeezer by David Vazquez April 18, 2009

shaft city 

A place of neverending torment, pain, and insurmountable unluckiness. A place where people who get "the shaft" dwell ALL the time. Although not an actual place, it could be in the near future if Tyler and I have to deal with all the bullshit that comes at us.

Seth - "Man my week sucked bro."

Tyler - "Tell me bout it man."

Seth - "Dude after getting busted at stephen's by his parents for drinking, not even a week later guess what happens?"

Tyler - "What bro?"

Seth - "On the way to school, I'm driving and I ask God, 'Could things get any worse?' Ten seconds later i get my truck wrapped around a telephone pole. Not to mention my cell phone is gone, I can only drive to school, and I deal with the usual bullshit at school and at the house."

Tyler - "Dude, that's why we live in shaft city. Things will only start looking up when we're dead...in heaven."

Seth - "Probably so...damns.

shaft city by Skeet Magee May 5, 2007