scorpion hairbrush

the sexual act of brushing the male penis through the locks of an attractive female and uses a thrusting motion to straighten he tangled mess of hair. The male then attempts to ejaculate after going flaccid (he strokes the penis flaccidly) and then holds his penis in a curve like a scorpion tail.

Dude my girlfriend was surprised when i tried a scorpion hairbrush.

by Kill whale January 1, 2010

The Scorpion Party

The Scorpion Party believes in creating a homeland for the white race without undesirables (Jews, blacks, Asians etc.), unlike most the Scorpion Party doesn’t believe in slavery because you cannot tax slaves. The Party believes that the state must come first and that all individual liberties and rights must be cast away for the preservation of the state. The Party seeks to eradicate the following ideologies: Fascists, Communists, Anarchists, Progressives, Liberals, Neoconservatives, Socialists, Democratic Socialists and Centrists, these ideologies have been nothing but disastrous for the human race and need to be eradicated as soon as possible.

PCM USER: Aye have you heard of The Scorpion Party?
2ND PCM USER: Yea I voted for them in the last election!
PCM USER: BASED!!!!

by ScorpionTheGreat January 8, 2021

scorpio

Scorpio is a zodiac sign that runs from October 23rd to November 21st. Scorpios are known to be honest, factual, skeptical, hard working, serious, passionate and not at all prejudice. However, they are among the harshest and angriest of the zodiac signs. Scorpios have the good quality of being open and not judgemental of new people, but once you upset or double cross them, they can be prone to nastiness, controlling behavior, cruelty, extreemity, conservativism and intensity. They are one sign you do not want to piss off. Interestingly enough, Scorpios are the people most likely to denounce stuff like astrology and god, as they are serious and skeptical people

Their likes include:

-Facts
-Loyalty
-Logical truth
-Relaxation
-Meaningful causes

Their dislikes include:

-Lies
-Laziness
-Shallow personalities
-Fantasy

In their love life, they would get along best with Capricorn, who shares a similar hard work ethic, is quiet like the scorpion and is a skeptical one as well.

They would least get along with Gemini in a love relationship, who lacks the perfectionist work ethic of Scorpio, which they would consider boring and strict, especially when the burden is put on them. Their intensity would also scare the Gemini, who is a lot more forgiving and less angry then the scorpion. In almost every way they are almost exact opposites in personalty. Aries and Leo would probaly not make great matches either for the scorpio.

by Mattkeepsitfresh September 23, 2006

scorpio

The eighth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the scorpion, running from October 24 to November 22.

Scorpio is a water sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

Rusty Scorpion King

When you have both feet and both arms in 4 different peoples arses with there limbs in other peoples arses as scorpions are arachnids and your head up someones anus with another persons head in your anus this is a rusty scorpion king much like in the film the mummy returns this is a combination of a rusty crab and a rusty centaur.

Not for the faint hearted.
Requires 15 people atleast.

For an all boy scorpion king it is known as a spikey bellied scorpion king as there are male genitials.

Joe:Aw man last night we were gagging for some rust, I suggested a rusty centaur.
Adam:I suggested a rusted crab.
Joe:So after watching the mummy returns we decided that all 15 of us could have some fun thats when Sally came up with the Rusty Scorpion king.
Charlotte:Yeah I wanted to be the main body I can't get enough of that fucking rust.
Evan:I had to sit out cos' there was already 15 people Sally,Adam,Joe,Chris,Rachel,Sam,Ben,Emma,Warren,Jordan,Gaz,Oliver,Hayley,Dave,Jack,Shauna.
Shauna:I had the worst case of liquid rust and lubed everyone up before hand.

by Walbs September 27, 2008

SCORPIONS

Scorpions are the best bands in the world and throughout history.

cause they're Unbreakable!!!

by Unbreakable April 9, 2004

Scorpio

Scorpios Are Calm But Funny People They Love Going OutSide And Love Making Friends But Keep Secrets From Them When They Go To Bed They Sometimes Will Cry Themselves To Sleep And Are Some What Badasses Don't Get Into A Fight You'll Instantly Loose. I Know All This Cause I'm A Scorpio My Self

Scorpio, See You Guys Later! In The Car, *Cries*

by MyNameIsE February 4, 2021