To be of the sexiest stature. So sexy, that one woman, or man, cannot resist the sexual urge to bring themselves upon a person with the last name 'Sastamoine'. Usually the first name Tucker, but not always!
by anonymous February 27, 2024
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Get the sastar mug.OMG! Trump won't shut the hell up and stop running that mouth. Look at those sastipitsas under his arms with tiny hands.
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Get the master saster mug.A fucking loser that is over weight and skips class way to much with his two friends Kira and Casey sometimes they can be assholes to hunter even tho they say they love him. Don’t be a hunter he’s unsuccessful and will make it no where in life he will most likely move in with his best friend Casey until Casey has enough of his bullshit and either kicks him out or kills him buy giving him Marajuana laced with LSD, Adderall , chloroform and other various heart stopping methods
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