sap

small asian penis

girl one: william is a jackass
girl two: really? is he asian?
girl one: yeah...
girl two: does he have a sap?
girl one: most likely... wait what does that mean?
girl two: small asian penis
girl one: then yeah he has that :P

by coollpersoann June 8, 2009

SAP

Stands for 'Stand Alone Player'. Used to make the distinction between players driven by your computer and players that run on their own embedded operating system. Typically used for DVD-players.

Does it the movie fail when you play it in your SAP or on your PC?

by Wizzra April 26, 2006

sap

Sap means forehead.

Did you see the size of her sap? It was huge!

by kelsi-x April 20, 2008

Sap

To jack off.

I've been sapping it for three hours!

by Sapster November 3, 2008

Sap

To Get something more out of something said to be finished.

Dude...i sapped the bong for 2 more hits when my friend said it was empty.

by Diazmet October 26, 2008

Sap

A person who is a pissed-off grouch with no consideration for others. Saps typically drink expresso/coffee all the time. They are also extremely antagonistic.

Look at Aaron, coming into work with an expresso, looking all pissed off. He's a SAP!

by bingb0nggg June 21, 2010

SAP

Slow-Ass Person(s). Anyone, not necessarily senior citizen(s), who slow you down on the street, in a public place, or on the bus, train, ferry, or in a car, when you need to get somewhere in a hurry.

Mr. Weinstein, could you please tell Mr. Colavito that I'll be coming to work late? I have a SAP slowing me down on the ferry---if he doesn't move his butt faster, I'll miss the boat!

by pentozali December 11, 2012