Sailor's Sock

Accidentally wearing the sock in which you recently busted a nut.

John, "why are you walking so funny?"
"I'm wearing a Sailor's Sock."

by Lingokiller449 January 20, 2015

Sailor Man

A male, usually horribly overweight, who insists on 'cross-playing,' especially one that persists in wearing a fuku or Japanese schoolgirl uniform.

That 300 lb. man in the miniskirt, knee-high boots, and blouse you see at ACEN every year? Yeah, that's Sailor Man.

by PwF September 9, 2007

Sailor Shot

The valiant attempt to pour 8 shots of Sailor Jerry's into a mug and drink it straight, then attempt to survive the rest of the evening without dying.

Friend one: "We're doing the Sailor Shot tonight you wanna join?"

Friend two: "I don't know man, I've heard that many have tried and failed in the past..."

Friend one: *Does Sailor Shot*

One hour later... DONE.

by mimsters November 14, 2012

Sailor Moo

One of any number of anime fangirls who dress as Sailor Moon (or one of her cohorts,) but whose body type is obviously not fit for the role (i.e. they are fatties.)

Me: Yo Josh, check out that cosplayer over there!
Josh: Man that is one ugly Sailor Moo!

by Scaramanga9 September 3, 2008

sailor's handkerchief

when you blow snot out of your nose onto the ground because you don't have a kleenex or hanky to use.

The cold air made my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.

by Woody Thomas September 13, 2008

sailor moon

An anime run on Japanese television from 1992-1997, and American television from 1995-2001 (?). Later made into a live action version with kawaii plushie kitties (sarcasm). Prior to and during the years of broadcasts of the anime it was published in the magazine Nakayoshi and collected to a 18 tankobon manga. A spin-off of not as popular manga Codename wa Sailor V by the same mangaka: Takeuchi Naoko. A target of many anti-shrines, and H-doujin possibly because of its notoriety inside and outside of Japan. (do you see any anti-shrines of Serial Experiments Lain?). The manga was later re-collected into a gensaku edition that only consisted of 12 volumes (more acts per volume) and featured revised artwork.

I used to watch Sailor Moon, but then Sailor Luna came and scared me shitless.

by The Mahou demon June 5, 2007

Sailor Mars

Constantly PMSing and getting into fights with Sailer Moon herself, Mars is the bitchiest sailor scout of them all.

Anime Fr3ak - Who's your fav sailor scout?
Anime Fre4k - Isn't it obvious? Sailor Mars! Because she's the cuntiest.

by Fopaegiogae June 17, 2009