Ryder

A sexy guy with great brown hair and eyes
Has the biggest cock you will ever see

Makes a great boyfriend and loves to watch his girlfriend's shows with her.

Very perverted and is probally at some girl's house right now eating her out
Will love to go shopping with you

And buys you all the dildos you want

Loves to take a shower with you.
Loves to do it in front of the dogs and kitties

Dick lasts long so many can share

Average guy:"I heard that my girlfriend is hanging out with Ryder"
Friend: Uh oh it's over then. She's probally giving his big dick a bj right now

Average guy: Well, he's a ryder

Girlfriend: he resized my holes. His dick is way bigger then yours and he is sexy goodbye

Average guy: whatever he's a ryder

Friend: if she didn't fall for a ryder then she'd be a lesbian

Dad: Kate's friend ,ryder is coming over

Mom: A ryder?!! oh no I'm rushing home from work

Dad: what why

Mom: he's a ryder! Walk into her room now!
Dad: walks in* kate is eating his long cock
Gosh I wish I was a ryder

Mom; 1975-2017 ~ died because ryder went up too far.

by Loverofmochs March 15, 2017

Ryder

A perfect guy who if wasnt such a pervert would make a perfect boyfriend, jokes and messes around alot and dresses good , perfect for almost any girl hes a badass and always up for anything

I love Ryder

by Anonoymous420 April 17, 2017

Ryker

A very sexy man who sex’s every girl he meets with his 14 foot cock

I want to Ryker you

by Yayavfoduwh September 23, 2020

razerprotocol

RazerProtocol is a player in the bedwars community who sits in the lobby a lot, and everyone wants to play with him

hey bro, i just found this new youtuber, Razerprotocol. his videos are so good!

by dont worry about it wtfrick April 13, 2020

rozerem

A very new sleep medication, rozerem is based on the over the counter melatonin supplement (and melatonin receptor in the brain). Apparently highly effective at targeting circadian rhythm "issues," and inducing a quick sleep rather than similar meds like ambien which focus on anxiety-related insomnia (and thus, also help the patient sleep longer through the night), rozerem does not chemically relate to ambien, lunesta, or sonata, which, like their benzo cousins, can be high-inducing and mentally and physically addictive. Thus, rozerem is not YET even a controlled substance (apparently tests have shown that the likelihood of addiction is extremely low), and the only "side effects" are (if the drug works with efficacy) sedation. However, it will soon be noted in the psychiatric and pharmacologic worlds that rozerem, like some of the aforementioned medications, indeed DOES induce a weed-like wonderful high, and has, therefore, the propensity for dependence and/or abuse. These effects include lack of coordination, slight memory loss, mild euphoria, mild disinhibition, as well as LIGHT sedation (especially if taken during the day after a full night's sleep). The usual dosing is in 8 mg tablets, but people seeking "rozerem highs" might take as much as a total of 24-32 mg at a time, mix it with booze or other anti-anxiety benzos or sleep aids (such as ambien). While this high lasts only about an hour at maximum, the sedating effect, while unnoticed in the abusing patient, is indeed still in one's system, and rozerem-poppers have been known to abuse the pill during the day, get high, feel "normal," lay off for the rest of the day, and then sleep for as much as 30 hours straight.

Richard was exhausted and popped 16 mg of rozerem expecting to feel just a little sleepy or groggy or to not feel anything at all. Within 15 minutes, however, Richard was high as a kite, almost slurring his speech and staggering like a drunk. Elated from the high, Richard was wired for the remainder of the evening, and then went to sleep for over 16 hours, uninterrupted.

by Arieh August 19, 2006

Ryder

Ryder is a funny, sweet, kind, loving person who is there for you no matter what. Ryder is so sweet. He's the one of the nicest people you can ever find. He makes you smile when you’re sad, and he makes you laugh when you’re mad. He may be shy at first but once you get to know him his true colors show and you guys can be you around each other. He may come off as mean, but he really isn’t. He’s a very funny and outgoing person once you get to know him. And his personality is also one of the best. He will end up being one of the best things that has happened to your life.

His Gf: Yo Nya, you saw hat kid over there
Me: Yeah
His Gf: He fine asl
Me: Alrighty then mate.
His Gf: I’m finna make him mine
Me: You go do that
His Gf: I will
Me: I bet his name is Ryder
His Gf: His name is finna change from Ryder, to “ Mine”.
Me: Lmaoooo lol wtffff hahaha 😂
His Hf: Lmaoooo lol wtffff hahaha😂😂

by Yktvv_Nyaa November 18, 2018

Ryder

A.K.A “ride or die”

Someone who is down for anything.

Will fight for who he loves, what he believes in & what is right.

Someone who fears nothing & no one, someone you can always count on.

“He always has my back, he’s a true Ryder”

by Aaaanonnymousss June 26, 2019