rural metro

An EMS service that represents the best of the best in Emergency Medical Service providers. Employees of Rural Metro Ambulance are widely considered to be the best and most experienced in their field.
Wow! Rural Metro was so amazing when mom had her heart attack
by Neuhiem April 21, 2016
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rural palate

Having a very basic taste in food. Never straying far from a Parma, the big 3 Shapes flavours or other pub classics. Spices are a hard pass.
Ben: “Hey Jen, would you like some avocado with your breakfast?”
Jen: “oh no, that’s far too gourmet, just tomato sauce thanks, I’ve got more of a rural palate”
by Lavoipierre December 23, 2022
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Rurality Show

A media production based on rural life. Small town, country, rural media.
A Rurality Show based on a family of Chicken farmers. Or a Rurality Show about a family in the FFA show circuit.
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Rural-ish

It’s not really rural, but it definitely isn’t suburban or urban.

-you go to other towns a lot
-the gas station is 15-20min away
-you technically have neighbors, but you’ve never seen them leave their house so you’re not sure they even exist
“Where do you live
“In a Rural-ish area.”
“What?”
by ‎ Carl October 22, 2022
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rural road

a road that usually is used for to connect people to cities or towns but if its straight and flat, then its a raceway
down on that rural road out of town, it connects so many people to this town but on that very straight section, this rural road is now a speedway
by tycoonfan November 30, 2024
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Rural Trash

A person who lives rurally in Australia (in a place like Cessnock, Longreach, Mildura, Broome etc) and performs hillbilly actions like excessive alcohol consumption, constant yelling, sexual attraction toward family members, wears singlet, boardies and thongs(even though there is no beach close).
Ben: hey look at him he is downing those beers quickly. Geoff: And he is wearing that filthy white singlet, boardies and those Australia thongs. Ben: He is Rural Trash
by flabadabbajabbanoonga November 15, 2013
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Rural MomCom

Noun/ A type of comedy that attempts to be humorous using themes such as agriculture, ridged child rearing and inappropriate flatulence.
I heard a Rural MomCom comedian at the bar and believe she’s one step away from doing Golden Corral commercials.
by Dillardfire46 October 22, 2018
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