rusty brown weasel

Applying guacamole to one's partner's landing strip, letting it sit for half an hour, then eating the browned delicacy.

Yo, last night I straight up gave LaDasha a rusty brown weasel... She literally shat herself when she came.

by Sleepless in Madrid July 25, 2016

Rusty Noose

when a normal noose just isn't edgy enough

hang yourself with a rusty noose you fucking degenerate

by TexianSlayer October 13, 2016

Rusty kreiger

A mixed drink made of equal parts tequila, coffee liquoer, and human breast milk.

If we added milk it would be a white Mexican but all we have is breast milk. Which would make it a Rusty Kreiger.

by Casket time with Murray January 17, 2017

rusty clench

When one man dips his balls into the partners anus and she clenches and rips the balls straight off and shits out the ripped off balls

The best moment of my life was when my wife gave me the rusty clench

by gjkljuhfvc February 17, 2017

Rusty Bass Drum

Rimming (licking) the arsehole while spanking the buttocks.

"Bitsy from Sexpots loves it when I give her the Rusty Bass Drum."

by Producer Paul August 7, 2020

Rusty Venture

Sex move from The Venture Bros. named after the show's main character. There are various definitions:

1) When you run your finger around a guy's ass while you jerk the guy off into his own mouth.

2) When two guys 69 and fill each other's mouths with cum, turn over then blow cum into each other's asshole.

3) Take a scuba snorkel and put your dick in the bendy mouth part, then you sneak the other end right up your back address, then you shove the snorkel up your ass and jerk yourself off at the same time.

4) When you fuck a guy then stick your hand up his ass, and then whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.

5) A straight move: when you take a girl out for a huge dinner then you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she poops all over your dick. Right when you pull out, you rub the shit on her back. That is the "Rusty" part of the act. The "Venture" part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands.

6) When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.

Shore leave: We used to throw Rusty Venture parties in the Castro

The Alchemist: Denied! Asking for a Rusty Venture right out of the gate?

by Doe and Cardholder November 26, 2010

Rusty Sandusky

Receiving a unwanted forced blow job from an older man while on the toilet taking a shit

I was trying to take a dump when your grandpa came in and tried to hit me with a rusty Sandusky.

by Chilliams January 2, 2012