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Rukkas Tuesday

(Ruh-kus=Tooz-day)
The Tuesday of every week whereby participants are gathered to destroy the personal property of others in a humorous manner, inconvenience complete strangers, or execute needlessly elaborate pranks to confuse, destroy, or cause uncomfortable situations for all involved.
This Holiday was developed in the Spring of 2001 when Sir Thomas of Craven the Destroyer, and The Czar Mikhail of Mt. Shikkoluk set fire to the roads in their town.
The first activity of every meeting is to destroy all mailboxes available with ceremonial bat or explosive device. Afterwards rejoicing and more Rukkas takes place. Preparations are frowned upon.

Rule # 1 is never go back unless absolutely necessary, or the next day.

If Rukkas Tuesday is celebrated during a week when Bulk pickup is occuring, full advantage should be taken. If Bulk pickup occurs every week in your town, you have no excuse.

Other practices are encouraged but not limited to:
-Paint on cars
-Poop on cars
-Soccer games in restaurants
-Backyard lawn jobs
-Car slalom

Be sure to have your favorite CD of remixed video game or cartoon theme songs on hand.

When the bag pop and air.
"You do not talk about Rukkas Tuesday."
by Thomas Ferriter July 28, 2006
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Ruka

Japanese name meaning "bright blue flower" -
written with the characters for "lapis lazuli" (ru) and "flower" (ka)
"I named my daughter Ruka because of her blue eyes"
by jpandiction January 21, 2013
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Related Words
ruikasa Ruika Rucka Rucka Ali ruka rika rukaya Rikard ruination Rikaz Ruhika

rikaloff

A brand of vodka that is handcrafted using the finest charcoal filtration. Rikaloff is said to improve in body and finish when run through a Brita water filtering pitcher. Rikaloff is most commonly found in the purses of teeny boppers ages 12-20, or in the paws of young men planning on sedating young girls for personal gain. Also known as Rik, or da Rik.
Yo Melly, let me hit dat Rikaloff son.

Give a bitch da Rik, and she'll surely want the dick.
by D Ace May 3, 2005
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Rika

Rika is a very beautiful cult leader, much people call her snake or hate her, but I love her, even tho I can kinda understand the people that hate her :c
Me: "Omg Rika you're so cute please marry me"
X: "You're a fcking psychopath
by cloudii.qwq September 19, 2020
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Ruka

Is a girl or guys number one love, even if the girl or guy has multiple relations or relationships
Michelle is my ruka even if I have other girls she's always going to be my number one girl.
by Darcy,Ann August 4, 2010
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Kuchiki Rukia

Can kick Orihime's ass anytime. I mean, i'm not an Orihime hater, in fact she's one of my favorite characters on Bleach, but really, who would in in a fight for Ichigo's love, the girl with the kick ass sword or the one with the flowery hairpins?
Who would win in a battle for Ichigo's love? Kuchiki Rukia or Inoue Orihime? The shinigami with the zanpakutou AND kido or the human with the fairy hairpins? your pick.
by OneWhoTellsTheTruth September 29, 2010
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The Church Of Rucka

The hardcore devotees of the Rucka Rucka Ali

Taking the idea of his parody to a different level as if he was god or Jesus ( which is funny seeing as it is a parody of a Church) it is a fan page that puts a funny spin on the idea of a Fan Page.
The Church Of Rucka is an alliance of many races and cultures,

The church was born and a structured ministry developed around his videos and the practitioners of the faith keep his videos safe downloading the old scriptures and the new to share them with the people for generations to come, with this the Vault of the Church was created to allow the re-uploading of them scriptures when the heathens flag them or have them removed.

Not a great deal is know about Rucka Rucka Ali but his charismatic persona united his people (the Nuckas) his goal to make awesome funny parodies ( and money) in order to bring absolute tranquility and understanding among all the Races. and in the hope it is maintained long
after his passing the Church and it's clergy aim to uphold this ideal.
by A Nucka4life January 10, 2011
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