Internet Roulette

Using search engines to locate professional services in your area, based solely upon how conveniently they are located to your home. This is done without regard to qualifications!

Since I have to ride the bus, I played Internet Roulette to find a doctor on my busline. Hope he doesn't suck!

by Winter Snow Sky October 27, 2008

Snowstorm Roulette

Deciding whether or not to do your work due the next day. Betting on whether or not the snowstorm will be big enough to cancel work

Hey dude. Did you hear there might be a snowstorm tonorrow. Will you be studying for the test tomorrow?

No. I am playing Snowstorm Roulette. School will be cancelled.

I hope you're right

by An Observant Dad February 18, 2011

Belgian Roulette

When you pick a chocolate at random from the box and eat it without consulting the little guide thing to see what it's filled with.

"Ugh. I think I got the one filled with Tapioca."
"That's why I never play Belgian Roulette."

by Deerobouros April 25, 2013

Boyfriend Roulette

Also commonly abbreviated as BF Roulette, this is the culmination of a girl's desperation. She proceeds to advertise to people, often on live social media, that she will host a game of BF Roulette. After doing so, she posts her phone number and sticks her phone into her vagina. Calls will tend to come in from a wide variety of people, depending on the nature of the initial advertisement. The vibrations caused by the call that causes her to orgasm is the person who becomes her boyfriend. Depending on the phone and call density, the drawing process takes anywhere from a few minutes to an hour.

Alyssa was tired of trying to work for a man that suited her. At this point, all she wanted was a good, hard fuck. As her horniness got the best of her, she tweets her number as throes of willing men, close and far, young and old, black and white, begin to send vibrations into her vagina with the touch of a button. As she reached climax, she takes note of the number, sits at her computer, and posts again:

" Boyfriend Roulette: 107th caller!!! Lucky man ;) "
...and proceeds to call the number that made her cum.

Meanwhile...

Mike: *Phone rings* awwwwwww yeah

by RoightStoight October 27, 2014

ice roulette

The act of drinking a cold icy beverage when you get to about a 90 degree angle of cup to mouth and the ice falls into your face.

Damn I was just trying to get the last of my drink and it decided to ice roulette all over my face.

by Colayna September 9, 2015

Uganda roulette

Last person who can't get 2 hits on a blunt has to eat it

Wanna play Uganda roulette ?

Yea man but we gonna need some drinks

by Dumpster Dan May 13, 2016

Ryanair Roulette

When you're too tight to pay for seats together on Ryanair flights so you let Ryanair randomly allocate them to you so you play Ryanair Roulette!

On our recent flight to Amsterdam I played Ryanair Roulette and lost....my mate got to sit with the fitty with the titties while I got lumbered with the boulder with the odour

by bulb85 October 6, 2017