ruff ryder

a very inexpensive, easily accessible brand of condom mainly sold in the hood or ghetto. Usually sold in packs of 3 for $2.00 or 1 for .75. Usually purchasing one is not a good idea due to the fact they are so cheaply made they usually break the moment you get into your stroke, so unless actually WANT the AIDS or a little crumbsnatcher... buy a 3pack

Mr Cheeks: " I threw on me a ruff ryder... before i slid inside her.

Drag-On: matter fact where the ass at cuz i got the ruff ryders & i aint talkin bout my niggaz

Nigga @ the Chicken Shack: "yo arab lemme get a chicken sanwich wit extra ketchup, a pepsi, $2.00 worth of looseys, A Vanilla dutch & a pack of ruff ryders."
Arab: "seben sebenty pibe"

by gmagic17 January 10, 2009

rofflcopter

Something so amusing, or indeed so ROFL, it causes one to spin.

Napalm in the morning makes me rofflcopter

by Summerhayes March 27, 2008

ROFF

Internet lingo derived and from ROFL (Rolling on the Floor Laughing)

ROFF = Rolling On the Floor Farting, farting because the situation is so funny you can no longer control your bodily functions. ROFFing surpasses ROFLing.

OMG ROFF, thats soo funny I'm gonna have a sh*t attack!

by Dunky_Hazard January 27, 2009

Roffalmow

Roffalmow (also typed Roflmao) means 'rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off. It's like Roflmao but said like one word.

Person1: Hey dude she got nailed with that hammer!
Person2: Roffalmow!

by Qloor July 27, 2007

Roffelski

The Russian pronounciation of Roffel, which is the turning of ROFL into a word.

LOL LOL LOL!! DUDE THAT WAS SO FUNNY! ROFFELSKI! XD

by Mickeyshyloh July 9, 2009

Roffed

To be screwed over and have one's schedule ruined for the whole week.

We just got Roffed by that prima donna band.

by mad camp July 13, 2009

rofflmffaoshiapmp

Rolling on the fucking floor laughing my fucking fat ass off so hard I almost peed my pants.

That joke was so funny I literally was rofflmffaoshiapmp!

by Funny Girl17 November 29, 2009