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anally retentive

Although the original Freudian idea of the evolution of the character through various stages like the "anal stage", at each of which it was possible to get stuck, has not really stood the test of time, many outside the psychological community feel that it's still worth having a term for those backed-up individuals one occasionally encounters who have an abiding need to stop fussing about something or other and relax, unclench, and *blow it out their ass*. For this, "anally retentive" (or simply "anal") will serve as well as anything.
He's so anally retentive only dogs can hear him fart.
by nouiknouik January 27, 2014
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Urban Rodent

(Euphemism for "Hood Rat")

A language love child of internet slang and possibly l33t 5p34k. It's an almost unreadable mix and match of lowercase letters, numbers, and opinionated acronyms, which are often beyond morally and grammatically incorrect. It's commonly used to make ignorant points during internet arguments via Facebook and/or Twitter.
(IM in "Urban Rodent" VS. English)

Shaye ****:

u is hatin on h3r picx u gon pic her worse pic to show an she got otha sexy pics u is wron an datz my gurl so i no sh3 pretty plz take tha pic down an show thm that she now how 2 ware makeup an that cyber buslly

Foolishness & Fuckery:

Girl, I'm so damn offended by your improper grammar and failure to use simple & complete sentences....I'm so done with this conversation..step your English game up....
by MsAniManiac July 21, 2012
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Seamen retention

Training for E3 and below in the US Navy on how to retain information better in a training environment.
Hey Seamen Timmy, we’re doing seamen retention this week so stay strong!
by LittleNougerBoy June 12, 2021
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Syrian Rodent Bath

A sexual act involving a hamster, where two people fuck aggressively in a toilet stall of a fast food restaurant, and just as the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the woman. He then takes a hamster, grabs its paws and starts to stroke his penis using the hamster until he busts and drops the hamster into the puddle of semen on the floor. Occasionally, the hamster will bite the man's penis in self-defense, resulting in blood and an even bigger bath for the hamster.
I went to McDonalds the other day with my girlfriend, and in the toilet, we performed the Syrian Rodent Bath
by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023
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A string of elements that spell the lyrics to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” which is funny as shit
NEvERgONNAgIVEuUP
Jim: Hey dude!
Not Jim: Hey man! Can you tell me what Neon Vanadium Erbium Roentgenium Oxygen Nitrogen Nitrogen Silver Iodine Vanadium Europium Uranium Phosphorus spells in the periodic table?
by Nemesis from Resident Evil 3 November 10, 2022
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Daniel Rosenthal

1: Someone that thinks he’s really cool, wishes they were still young so tries to act like they are. Purposely embarrasses others.

2: Midwest NCSY MC
Person 1: I hate my new teacher!
Person 2: why?

Person 1: he is such a Daniel Rosenthal!
Person 2: OH my Hashem I HATE that guy!
by Ncsyer December 26, 2019
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RottenTomatoes.com

Rotten Tomatoes is a website "devoted" to reviews, information, and news of movies. The name derives from the historical cliché of throwing tomatoes and other produce at stage performers if a performance was particularly bad.

It was always fantastic site for movie reviews in its first 6 years, which always gave a fair average score their Tomato-meter shows for all their readers.

The site was bought by IGN in June 2004, that's when it went steadily downhill. The whole site had to be redesign, making it harder to navigate though it. It also brought in a huge slew of ads, making it even more annoying to navigate.

Still, it was all relatively good. The Tomato-meter was still the same and every movie had their fair share of "fresh" and "rotten" reviews from all the film critics the RT staff can find all over the internet. RT is extremely popular, and they still cared about all their viewers.

.....

This all changed around 2008. That's when it became clear that RT is only in for the business they can get off from certain film "critics" and the hits these "critics" get from RT.

It became clear that Rotten Tomatoes is actually ENDORSING a few trolls, most notably a very consistent one: a hypocritical racist named Armond White who makes sure any truly amazing movie nowadays gets chastised by him. All his rotten reviews consist of comparing the movie he's "reviewing" to other movies he likes (really terrible movies at that). He doesn't mind insulting and condemning the director, the producer, the actors, anyone involved in the film, and especially the fans who look forward to the movie. All he wants is hits his site generated from all the anger and hatred you, the reader, can give him by simply going to the NYPress's site.

And RT helps him greatly with that goal.
There's no reason why you should go to RottenTomatoes.com when they are fully aware that they will not remove scum like Armond White from the site. They even defend his outrageous tirades. And no matter how many cries they hear from their viewers, RT will NOT get rid of his reviews, because they'd be losing a lot of traffic otherwise.

Sad isn't it?

Go to Metacritic.com for something more fair. At least they have a rating system that doesn't give trolls much of an upperhand, and they are decent enough to not let morons like Mr. White to ruin the movie with his senseless ilk. There's no reason why Rotten Tomatoes should be around anymore if they are purposely letting trolls ruin real film critiquing.

So don't feed Rotten Tomatoes and especially don't feed Armond White.
by ROMM August 13, 2009
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