roost

To spend a long time sitting on the toilet.

Marcus likes to eat Mexican food and then roost in the upstairs bathroom for an hour or two.

by RunningFool May 22, 2006

roosterass

a country wannabe

taylor swift is a roosterass

by lmao3243242 January 9, 2010

Rooskin

Originated from Diperooski, roosk is the activity of chewing some form of tobacco. Usually placed in the lower lip and satisfied for about 25-30 minutes. Amateur chewers may use the term 'Dip' as if to sound hardass when in reality Roosk is used by season professionals.

Guy 1: Hey wanna go down to the river?

Guy 2: What for eh?

Guy 1: A roosk!

Guy 2: Ahhh nothing like river rooskin

by Khoops66 May 3, 2011

Rooster Fuck

A totally screwed situation, to where there is very little hope into restoring the natural order before the situation.

Command: "Whats the situation down there?"
Soldier: "It's a Total Rooster Fuck! WERE SURROUNDED!!!"

by One with the answer 69 November 28, 2011

rooster inhaler

An obnoxious person. A cock-sucker.

John was mean to me, but he might've gotten offended if I called him a cock-sucker, so I called him a rooster inhaler.

by Chipperbit2 July 20, 2012

Roboshoboating

Participating in the categorical dismissal of anything enjoyed by a majority and conversely enjoying things which are clearly shit.

99% of the public loved "Gravity" but this guy's Roboshoboating it.
I specifically heard him say he respected that new Kanye video. What a Roboshoboat.

by HipsterWords November 25, 2013

rooster thief

One who takes cock.

Did you hear about Merl Cook? I heard he came out as a rooster thief!

by Cha0sad December 14, 2013