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righteous dude jam zone

Designated coordinates where a group of totally sweet looking, righteous party dudes jam out.
Gusto was kicking everything's ass the entire time he was chillin in the righteous dude jam zone. You know, a righteous dude jam zone.
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The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage

The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage are first off and foremost, a guild of loyal Toast machine fans. We pledge our allegiance to the flag of the united truths of Rockage. These truths are as follows:

1. To live and to rock as hard as possible at all possible times
2. To help others live their lives to the fullest in the ways of true Rockage.
3. To promote Rockage and truth of its being to all.

We live this way because Toast Machine has called upon us, and it was said "as we set out on our noble venture - to bring true Rockage to the world - we shall face much difficulty. We summon thee to our aid!"

And as the message was said, The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage (TRWOTR) said, "It shall be done!"

All RWOTR start out at the rank of a lowly page, and shouldst they show glory in the field, other ranks are made available, such as Squire, Infantry, Cavalry, Knight, Knight Lord and Lady Knight.

We are in the ranks of the greatest alliances to have ever walked the face of this planet and we shall continue fighting until the great troubadours Toast Machine know both fame and success we their rocking music.
We are the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage.

To bad your band doesn't have Righteous Warriors of True Rockage like Toast Machine.

To be one of the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage, you must first possess only the noblest of mind and valiant of spirit.
by t-rav is balla December 9, 2008
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Righteous Bubba

One who lacks the critical thinking skills to see beyond one's own prejudices; an inept thinker with a sense of irony in naming himself
The critic of Jonah Goldberg's book is a Righteous Bubba
by Self-Righteous Bubba August 5, 2009
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righteous heartache

Someone who breaks peoples hearts unintentionally, or can't help doing it.
Guy: My girlfriend just left me for no reason, she says she's really sorry.

Other guy: Wow, she's such a righteous heartache.
by apreacherman November 17, 2013
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Righteous Autism

A form of autism which contains only it's most advantageous qualities.
With Al's righteous autism he was able to manage 5 wives and his job.
by BenAllan November 3, 2018
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righteous asshole

a term that is used when taking a video on someone else's phone
haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"
by heccarina June 18, 2018
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Righteous

When you get something right you yell out "righteous" and act like it's very normal. And keep on going
"Ayy what did you get for 6.A" "I got -15" "righteous"
by Jo1nt August 11, 2018
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