Revsexual

Revsexual means being attracted to people that have anything in their name "Rev". They will be just attracted to them, not in sexual way maybe, but just won't stop thinking about them or will want to spend time with them.

Person1: "Hey there Revitic! How are ya!"
Revitic: "Uhh, hey."
Person1: "Damn is it me or is it hot here today hm.."
Revitic: "It's only you"
Person1: "Naww I think you're just making me hot and horny for ya"
Revitic: "I think you're just Revsexual you know, you have no literal interest in me other than my name..."

by CPT. tele November 15, 2022

Spot revising

when you're revising a history exam and you only revise parts of the course and ignore the others. For example if you have materials from 1850-1950, you would only choose to spot revise 1850-1900.

I expect a question from the years 1850-1870 instead of across the whole period 1800 to 1900 so I am spot revising facts from 1850-1870.

by yoloooooooooooo May 12, 2015

The Great Revision

The idea that Norman "Nick" rewrites his own history if he ever wants to forget something that happened in the past and doesn't want to talk about it. He will take all the embarrassing and low points of his life and just simply forget about them. Basically, if he doesn't remember it, then it didn't happen. The crazy part is that in his mind, the said event actually didn't happen because he has this crazy ability to just wipe everything out of his mind so he genuinely thinks he's right but in reality everyone else remembers except him. If you try to press him and bring up something that he wiped out, then he will fuck you up and accuse you of projecting. If Norman "Nick" don't want it to be a part of his life, then he just gonna go ahead and forget about it, it's pretty simple.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you remember when you were talking about your future with 160 and talking about how many kids you wanted to have with her?
Norman "Nick": Dude what the actual fuck are you talking about idiot? That shit literally never happened.
*Ray Naker knows this shit happened but he gotta gaslight the situation*
Ray Naker: Yo wtf, Henry are you deadass? Norman "Nick" that shit happened?
Henry: Yes, dude does nobody else remember this? I swear this happened
Norman "Nick": Dude, you're actually a fucking idiot. Dude, it's your fucking stupid ass memory, dude, Ray, you know this dude's memory is absolute shit and he just be making shit up.
Ray Naker: Nah nah, that's 100% facts, yo Henry don't be saying shit unless you actually got proof bruh, we can't trust nothing you say when it comes to your memory.
Henry: Dude no, we just witnessed The Great Revision

by TurnM3Up December 24, 2021

revving the engine

Often means that a woman is becoming more aroused; things are getting hotter

There's nothing like SpideyPool porn to get her revving the engine

by PoppinBecky August 21, 2016

Mung Revisited

The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid him/her with this task. The partners then go to the cemetery where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner proceeds to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials into the partners mouth. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face and in your mouth is called munging.

Mung Revisited is a more grammatically correct version of the original mung definition. Mung is short hand for drinking a dead woman's vaginal secretions.

by ChristianGC February 25, 2009

Revisitis

a disease found on a remote island called RevisIsland. Symptoms include increased frustration, a drop in statistics for wide receivers, reoccurring nightmares for quarterbacks and wide receivers, and overall dissatisfaction with individuals' personal performance. This devastating disease commonly occurs around the months ranging from September up until late January/early February. The only way to avoid this disease is to not even think about #24....ever.

Each week in the NFL the wide receivers who go up against #24 of the NYJETS will catch Revisitis and have no impact on the football game.
#9 of the Dallas Cowboys this 2011 season caught a case of revisitis when thinking about throwing the ball in his direction and got his pass intercepted.

by dblockisland13 November 5, 2011

revis

(correction to a previous entry!)
Reivs is a pretty cool guy, a tad slow but still a good friend. He ISNT a braindead chimp, blah, blah, blah, he's cool, soz man.

So cool, it could be Revis

by Luke April 15, 2005