Family Reunion

Where your parents/grandparents make you go to be around people you have never seen in your life.

At home... || You: No mom, no! I'm not going somewhere that has old women who I've never met before pinching my cheek!
Mom: *trying to pull you of the staircase banister* You're...going...and...that's...FINAL!!
You: *being dragged to the car* NO!!!
At the Family Reunion...
Some old lady that's related to you: *grabs your cheek with finger nails that feel like electricity* So cute! She looks exactly like her aunt Myrtle!
You: *to yourself* Who the hell is Myrtle?! *then out loud* Help I need an adult who isn't covered in wrinkles!

by ThatA7xFanPerson June 28, 2011

REubble

Short for Real Estate (RE) Bubble.

When this REubble blows, there will be a lot of foreclosures where people will be Greenspanked.

by Jeff D October 14, 2005

resbian

Asian lesbians. Generally only used to describe Asian lesbians in groups of 2 or more.

Person 1: "Wow! Check out those two girls kissing!"

Person 2: "Yeah those are some hot resbians."

Person 3: "I love hot resbian action!"

by magDude101 January 3, 2008

Rebigulator

A device that restores a target item to it's original size or, theoretically, increase its size.

Make you big again? That would take some kind of rebigulator!

by Zahl March 15, 2011

Status Reunion

When a group of friends from college or high school who haven't talked to/seen each other in a long time all comment on a mutual friend's Facebook status, usually about something they all agree on or feel strongly about.

It was great catching up with the class of '87 on that status reunion last night. I'm glad we can all agree that the latest episode of "Breaking Bad" was the shit.

by Stat Flanley August 20, 2011

homeschool reunion

1. when hanging out alone

2. spending time on facebook browsing other peoples pictures wishing you had pictures of friends to post that would make everyone else jealous of your non-existant wonderful life.

dude - see that fat girl in the corner of the lunch room?

dude2 - yeah dude she is totally at a homeschool reunion!

by xskwizmx March 12, 2010

Reuben

Puts hot sauce on his pancakes

Better hide your hot sauce, Reubens coming over for breakfast

by Mister Unknow July 19, 2018