by BiychNigga December 26, 2016
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The first part of the act consists of forgetting to use a lubricant on Anal Beads before inserting them into anal cavity of an unsuspecting sexual partner.
The second part is simply a quick removal of unlubricated sex toy in a manner similar to revving up a lawnmower, causing severe damage to the sex partner.
The first part of the act consists of forgetting to use a lubricant on Anal Beads before inserting them into anal cavity of an unsuspecting sexual partner.
The second part is simply a quick removal of unlubricated sex toy in a manner similar to revving up a lawnmower, causing severe damage to the sex partner.
Dude, I once knew this goth girl that was into butt stuff. She wanted me to bead her up, but I forgot to use the lubricant and ended up lrevving up a lawnmower
by YimmyBoi September 28, 2017
Get the Revving up a lawnmower mug.A part time (volunteer) firefighter. They’re also known as retards, have zero capacity to retain any firefighting knowledge and have fuck all experience actually fighting any real fires (although they can spin a massive yarn about a big fire last year, even though they never went to it). They spend a lot of time playing dress ups and pretend to be real firefighters. Retained firefighters are always seen in public in some sort of fire related t-shirt, especially when not on duty. They can be identified by the 1990’s pager on their hip and the fact that they’ll tell you that they’re a fireman within 0.4 seconds of the start of ANY conversation. The only experience they really get is that of pressing the code 2 acknowledged button on the MDT.
My mate is a retained firefighter, he’s pager never goes off, but he’s always in uniform. Gosh he really loves those code 2’s.
by President toddler October 31, 2017
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Some dentists find lawyers with periodontal issues and then get said gum-pained stiffs to work for them for free by threatening to take away their dental retainers.
by QuacksO September 6, 2019
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