An annoying kid who tries to fit in with the cool kids. However they are very smart and quick-witted. They act gay but are truly straight. They are also truthful.
OMG look at that Retvin. We didn’t even invite him to the party and he still came. And then he tried to make out with my brother to impress a girl! I just hate Retvin’s!
by Big Chipotle Papi November 8, 2018
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When Charlemagne Tha God was instigating Nelly during an interview, he was warned "Hey,man...just say what you wanna say. We're all men. I keep retainers just for guys like you".
by Juicy poo November 27, 2020
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by tennischamp683 December 12, 2010
Get the RedVines mug.Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
by whatstheword August 12, 2012
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The v instead of a u is a reference to ancient Roman alphabet.
The v instead of a u is a reference to ancient Roman alphabet.
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by DwightAndAngela December 6, 2012
Get the redvining mug.Rettin (noun) : Norfolk slang for cigarette. Initially around the towns of Holt & Cromer, before being popularised and spread by the local Soundies in and around Norfolk through Norwich. Further Origins Unknown
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