Retvin

An annoying kid who tries to fit in with the cool kids. However they are very smart and quick-witted. They act gay but are truly straight. They are also truthful.

OMG look at that Retvin. We didn’t even invite him to the party and he still came. And then he tried to make out with my brother to impress a girl! I just hate Retvin’s!

Retvin by Big Chipotle Papi November 8, 2018

Retainer 

The word "retainer" used in rap vernacular often is referring to keeping a thug on hand that is willing to do dirt. The celebrity retains this person's services thru cash payment, or other bartering options such as weed or pussy in the event that a punch needs to be thrown (or otherwise) and the celebrity would be open to a potential costly lawsuit, whereas the retainer does not have enough money worth be sued for, etc.

When Charlemagne Tha God was instigating Nelly during an interview, he was warned "Hey,man...just say what you wanna say. We're all men. I keep retainers just for guys like you".

Retainer by Juicy poo November 27, 2020

RedVines 

A supermegafoxyawesomehot snack favored by a one Ronald Weasley. Has been known to have magical powers and can do anything. They are known to be TOTALLY AWESOME.

Of course. Everything tastes better with RedVines.

RedVines by tennischamp683 December 12, 2010

Retinal Vaginitis 

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.

After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"

Retinal Vaginitis by whatstheword August 12, 2012

retvrn 

A right/conservative meme from people that long for a "return" to Roman architecture, forms of of governance, traditional family values, and generally a sense of overly idolizing wistfulness for ancient European civilization with slight white master race dog whistle vibes.

The v instead of a u is a reference to ancient Roman alphabet.

Guy 1: I hate all the ugly new architecture

Guy 2: we need to retvrn

retvrn by moonboi42069 September 19, 2023

redvining 

When gay men intertwine their penises like the snakes on a caduceus. Taken from The Office (US) S09E08 "The Target").

Angela's Husband and Oscar were redvining all night long. All night.

redvining by DwightAndAngela December 6, 2012

Rettin 

Rettin (noun) : Norfolk slang for cigarette. Initially around the towns of Holt & Cromer, before being popularised and spread by the local Soundies in and around Norfolk through Norwich. Further Origins Unknown

“It’s Rettin’O’Clock”
“Can I have a rettin-break?”
“I need a fuckin’ rettin”

Rettin by CCNPRDARTS March 21, 2020