wake-up retardation

A condition in which a person does, says, or thinks stupid things because he has just woken up and is not fully functional yet.

I accidentally put toothpaste on my washcloth because I was suffering from wake-up retardation.

by Mr. Sneakers September 21, 2009

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Genital Retardation Syndrome

When your dick spins like the blades of a helicopter.

1: Dude, you just slapped me with your dick!
2: Sorry man, Genital Retardation Syndrome.
2: Ah, k. It's cool

by brutald January 10, 2008

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Retardation

This is simply the process of becoming a retard.

My friend is going through retardation.

by Virtual Image October 21, 2017

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Penile Retardation

A penis that became deformed after undergoing extensive rubbing and or punching/ biting; A stabbed cock; "You you know cock torture? It's the repercussions of that."

Yo dude, don't stick that #2 in your dick bro, I did that. Now i suffer from PENILE RETARDATION. You may not notice the effects at first but i assure you they are insidious.

by psylence July 11, 2015

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