Someone who works at one retail store, but mostly shops at the store's competitor. They only use their benefits at the retail store they work at for discounts.
My mom works at Target, but she goes to Walmart to get groceries. We got our movies at Target for 10% off though. She's such a retail pimp.
by DronerThePro March 28, 2011
Get the Retail Pimp mug.Someone who you have a transactional and friendly relationship with who you would love to date but probably never will.
Sam loved visiting the coffee shop not only for their delicious dark roast but the cute barrista, Lori, who seemed to genuinly be interested in his life. For now she was just a retail girlfriend.
by beebix123 December 2, 2013
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When somebody is shopping in a retail store, and a person (usually a curious or misbehaved child) presses a sound sample button with the intention of annoying /embarrassing nearby shoppers with the sound.
Wife: Did you get anything at Walmart?
Husband: No. Some jerk kid standing next to me hit a sound button, so I had to get out of there before the retail embarassment set in.
Husband: No. Some jerk kid standing next to me hit a sound button, so I had to get out of there before the retail embarassment set in.
by Pleco December 23, 2014
Get the Retail Embarassment mug.The act of purchasing an expensive product to try or use and then returning it either when you are done with it or while you can still get a full refund for returning it.
Hey dude, I am just going to Retail Rent a new camera because I only need it to entertain me while I am traveling this week. I just have to make sure I return it in the allowed time so I get all my money back!
by Filthy Kilt April 30, 2016
Get the Retail Rent mug.Verb: when you are losing a fight and you have no other options. ~Retaliation disco slam dancing~ start flailing your arms and legs in any way to flop either into, or away from your enemy.
by marshmallowmayty April 12, 2019
Get the Retaliation disco slam dancing mug.No matter how sad, depressed, angry, or tired you are, the moment you have to face a customer you put on a smile. Other signs of a Retail Face are: a happy tone to your voice, saying that you are "doing good" when asked how you are doing, and laughing at customer's bad jokes so they won't complain about you to the manager.
by GravityKing September 6, 2019
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