colt retirement

concept of 'taking oneself out' after about age 50+ -after the mind (& body) becomes 'enfeebled'.

(lots of valid evidence of aging "quality of life" may be found in any "nursing" facility)

in these days of people losing all their retirement money, even if you're still lucky enough to maintain your 'gear', how good can quality of life be when you're eating beans and gruel?

the women are a bit luckier too, most have little use for sex. the males, however aren't so lucky; we get to go to the bitter end, burning in hell for sex......-though it DOES taper off a bit!!

any gun manufacturer will work, ie: glock retirement, etc...

i'm planning a nice smith & wesson retirement!

he got worn out trying to smile, and opted for a colt retirement

by michael foolsley January 16, 2011

system requirements

A listing of several stats that a computer must meet, usually found on the boxes of hardware or software, so the customer may determine whether the product will function correctly. Usually consists of at least CPU speed, amount of RAM, version of operating system, and on games, video card type.

Adobe Reader 6.0.1 system requirements
* Intel® Pentium® processor
* Microsoft® Windows 98 Second Edition, Windows Millennium Edition, Windows NT® 4.0 with Service Pack 6, Windows 2000 with Service Pack 2, Windows XP Professional or Home Edition, Windows XP Tablet PC Edition
* 32MB of RAM (64MB recommended)
* 60MB of available hard-disk space
* Internet Explorer 5.01, 5.5, 6.0, or 6.1

by MycroftB February 1, 2004

rehirement

Forced to remain employed to make ends meet when one should be retired.

Due to difficult economic conditions, I must now enjoy my rehirement as a WalMart greeter.

by cuda75 March 13, 2009

blue line retirement plan

Suicide by cop.

Just like the Smith and Wesson retirement plan, except now free! Try the blue line retirement plan today! Operators are standing by, the call is free! Why pay for mental health services when lead therapy is only thirty minutes away?!

by assblaster9000420blazebrbkms May 17, 2018

retirement contract

What a free agent recieves when he signs with the San Francisco Giants.

The next Free Agent who will sign with SF this offseason will recieve a retirement contract.

by UnderPressure September 28, 2006

Newfie Retirement Fund

Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.

"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"

"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."

by D. Gould January 9, 2007

system requirements

in computers means everything but users

system requirements P4 2 Ghz 256 MB RAM

by Ant0n1z_V3r@ January 31, 2004