reotards

1. Mens' trousers with elastane.
2. Biological males who actively manufacture, preferentially sell, or deliberately buy them.

Keith thinks has such a great ass... does he realize how much it sags in those reotards?

by Zappin' Nap January 2, 2022

reported

to be doing reports

Hannah is reported.

by No ZIng December 7, 2022

reertarded

how retarded people spell retarded

"you are retarded, R-e-e-r, wait fuck"
"Reertarded that is you who killed me"

by Liam-is-dumb January 1, 2023

reptard

NOUN; a replying retard who comments about ridiculousness

Mr. reptard WTF are you even talking about.

by Mistevious78 September 18, 2023

Reptard

A humanoid organism which attempts to mimic fully human organisms, but falls painfully short by exhibiting mental deficiencies, most commonly in the form of a member of the democratic party circa 2025.

He read from a script, lacking any individual thought patterns, like a freaking reptard cyborg!

by damageinc86 March 5, 2025

weekend reporter

1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.

2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.

3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.

Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?

Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.

by reporter September 30, 2012

southport reporter

Southport Reporter is an online newspaper, that was the first to be recognized as an accredited news outlet (newspaper) in the UK. It covers all types of news from all all over Merseyside. It is a Trade Mark of Patrick Trollope and run by both PCBT Photography and PBT Media Relations Ltd.

I found it on Southport Reporter. It is a news report on Southport Reporter. Online Newspaper Southport Reporter.

by artlactemadidiscibisknollage January 15, 2016