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Court Reporter

An interesting person, normally a female, but also gay and closeted hetero males, that stenographically record
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.
Marisol: Damn, I worked my ass off today. My perverted judge kept asking me to read back just so he could see my tits bounce when I pulled the paper out of my machine.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.
by Butter Mike October 20, 2018
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Retarted Pinky Syndrome

When you're playing Guitar Hero and your pinky is so retarted that it won't press the blue or orange buttons.
I just failed the song.

Why?

My Retarted Pinky Syndrome is acting up.
by Ms Cullen June 26, 2008
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grimey retarted

so hood to the piont where you dont care about any thing,including the way you dress,but u still have respect
wearing your clothes backwards,waling around with tissue in your nose is definitly grimey retarted
by themilitiabuffalo February 12, 2008
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news reporter

a man that is greatly capable of attracting women. (mostly asain). He is someone that other men are often jealous of and wish to be them. One of the best examples is an "Asian News Reporter".
DID YOU SEE AARON THE OTHER DAY!?! HE HAD AT LEAST TWELVE ASIAN GIRLS ON HIS BACK!!! HE'S AN ASIAN NEWS REPORTER!!!
by thenextbestthing198 December 17, 2008
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refarted

Someone who is retarded but poeple say thsi word because they dotn liek to say retard.
You are so refarted for nto coming to the party.
by Jin Wook October 15, 2006
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reported

Being turned in for being a dummie while showing off your 1337 HaX0r) skillz playing games, especially WoW (World Of Warcraft).
Persehphone: Hey you just ninja'd my chest, now I must slap around your sister and blacklist you from my 1337 guild you n00b.

Agosa: I hate you and you are Reported you underwear sniffer.
by Derek Lewis May 22, 2005
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Retarted Jeremiah

Much like a "silly billy" just it doesnt rhyme and it takes longer to say
Hey is that your car?

No man dont be such a damn retarted jeremiah
by Mooza September 2, 2005
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