jehovah's witness repellent

Step 1: Say you worship the devil or are the devil.

Step 2: Those cowards will run away screaming.

*Jehovah's Witness knocks on man's door*
Witness: Hello, sir, do you have time to talk about his Holy Grace Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Michael: GET OUT OF HERE OR I WILL CURSE YOU FOR I am SATAN! *starts flailing and rolling on the floor*
* Witness runs away*
Jehovah's Witness repellent
See? Easy.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover January 27, 2022

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Hoe Repellent

Like Bug Spray that Repells Annoying Bugs...Well Hoe Repellant is like a Relly Ugly Guy that Basically Repells all Hoes that you talk to..

Hoe/Girl: Hey What You been Up To?
Guy: Nothing, Wanna Go Some Where?
*Hoe Repellent Enters Room*
Girl: Nahh Imma Go home Now.
Dammit Edward you Repelled Yet another Hoe..Fuck You..

by ThatOneGuyWithTheCoolUserName June 26, 2010

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Woman repellent

What men do to deterred the advances of woman

" My boyfriend’s not-so-sexy stache. "

"My friend Ruben says his 'stache has limited his ability to pick up women, but he insists on wearing it anyway." Woman repellent

by Eric c December 2, 2013

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respelled

respelled (verb) : When a computer-based auto-corrector replaces an "incorrect" word you typed with the "correct" word, based on the phonetics of the original, actually correct spelling.

Example: "Sorry. Meant 'busy', not 'busty'. My iPhone respelled me."

by tamingdata July 25, 2010

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