lazy relapse

When one tries to be more active and healthy, but relapses back into their addiction of binge Netflix and snacks.

I was going to get a six-pack this summer, but I had a lazy relapse and have been stuck ever since.

by Netflixandsnacks July 22, 2014

Booty relish

The condiment of choice for eating a girl's booty like the groceries. Whether it be mustard, crushed Oreos or Nutella.

I tongue punched this girl's fartbox last night and inhaled like 900 calories of booty relish. Time to hit the gym.

by HawkMech81 August 1, 2016

yule tide relapse

the reverse of the turkey drop. when the high school couple that went to separate colleges and broke up over thanksgiving break see each other again over the holidays and in a fit of nostalgia get back together but the relationship is probably doomed from the start

Roommate 1: How was your break?
Roommate 2: Great. Me and Amanda are dating again...
Roommate 1: Dude, wtf?
Roommate 2: Yule Tide Relapse...

by blueredblueyellow444 December 9, 2009

Maxin' and Relapsin'

Term used when one is chilling out and smoking weed or drugs of any kind. It usually involves skipping school, or missing work that day.

Phone rings.. "Hey I noticed you're car at home " "What are you doing ?"

ME: "Not much ,just Maxin' and Relapsin' "

by Dfdubmountain November 29, 2019

Comical Relapse

One of those things thats funny in your head but when you say it out loud nobody laughs.

Tim: What did the farmer tell everyone?

Alex: What?

Tim: I'm a farmer.

Alex: That was a Comical Relapse.

by (DWR) September 2, 2005

Bed Relish

semen, cum, jizz, spunk....

"That dream i had last night about your mum was amazing...i woke up covered in bed relish!"

by JazzyJamie February 7, 2009

Dick Relish

Sold by vendors as a topping for meaty entrees at certain sporting events, such as the Houston 500.

Get your dick relish. Fresh dick relish here!

by Jim Townerson Jr (THA DEUCE) May 1, 2009