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Law of Relativity

The law one should consider before posting a comment on someone's Facebook photo or status owing to the fact that his/her relatives and family might read it thereby avoiding (or promoting) humiliation. Humiliation may not always end up to the one being commented to; in some cases the one commenting might wind up deactivating his/her Facebook account.
- In accordance with the law of relativity, I'm tidying up my Facebook wall.

- The law of relativity kept him from posting nasty comments.
by Rerey88 January 13, 2013
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I really want my relatives to disappear

I don’t care what happens or how you do it. I just want them out of my life. I need to get them out of my way. Do you understand?

I really need these fuckers out of my fucking life. I’m starting to get desperate.
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relatives

family you hate, that thankfuly only come (or you have to visit) during the holidays.
damn relatives are coming, weres the volka??
by fuck off June 24, 2003
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Facebook relatives

One's listed siblings or parents on Facebook who are not actual family members, but friends.
Jay Wilson is one of CJ Walker's Facebook relatives.
by T-Bizzcuit March 20, 2010
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relatives

baby mamas sister, fat aunt jama,...etc
by April June 28, 2003
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einsteins theory of relativity

A theory by a man called Albert Einsteins (with a crazy hairstylist) which clearly defines :
0. E = MC^2, thats E for energy, M for mass and C for speed of light!
1. No matter can excede the speed of light
2. Speed of light is constant for all, irrespective of their motion.
3. You can not go back in time and have sex with elvis or anyone for that matter!

Some parts of the theory are still unproven practically, but only proven theorotically
Girl 1 : I wanna have sex with elvis!
Girl 2 : Sorry babe! Einstein won't let ya!
Girl 1 : WTF is this enistein?
Girl 2 : Read this you dumbass, E=MC^2.. and so on..
Girl 1 : So its all because of the bloody einsteins theory of relativity, damn
Girl 2 : And we can't do anything about that bastard!
by Aky July 18, 2006
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Peppa pig's relatives

Elsa Richards, Mummy Pig, Daddy Pig, George, Granny Pig, Grandpa Pig
by skskskskkskskskkkskkskk July 31, 2019
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