Reeltard

A modern-day zombie who has traded in their brain cells for endless hours of mind-numbing Instagram reels. Their attention span is now shorter than a TikTok video, and their thinking ability has been downgraded to "buffering."

They exist in a perpetual loop of scrolling, liking, and forgetting, all while their IQ steadily declines with every dopamine hit from the latest brainrot content. Congratulations, you’ve officially redefined "dumb" in the digital age.

"Did you see Mark at the party? He spent the entire night glued to his phone, scrolling through reels. The guy's turned into a total Reeltard—can't even hold a conversation anymore!"

by sdahewar August 11, 2024

reebtaur

Definition 1 A majestic but otherwise stupid creature

Definition 2 a goofy way to call someone a dingus or an idiot

Definition 1
Dave: hey Jess look it's a reebtaur so majestic

Jess: what beautiful creature

Definition 2
Person 1 : hey look at this reebtaur over hear
Person 2 : fook you yah Stoopid binch

by Anarchon February 12, 2024

Reethany

Name given to a Beautiful Beast, with qualities of being powerfully and mysteriously attractive or fascinating.

You can clearly see its beauty from afar, that must be Reethany

by bluehenessy_ww February 20, 2024

Reeltard

A person who makes reels or videos for social media relentlessly. Someone who captures everything for social media.

He is a reeltard and is always seen shooting with his phone camera.

by Amy Salty March 11, 2025

Reeltarded

Someone who comments on Instagram reels with retarded remarks. Even when somebody calls them out for this, they will follow up with more retarded remarks.

These reeltarded people on here are not over the age 8, I’d bet my liver on that.

by Sogodhelpme August 24, 2025

reeltard

Someone who spams you incessantly with Instagram reels

Damn Rory, you've been spamming all day, you're being a reeltard.

by cursed_bananazon October 30, 2025