Joshua Reed

That cuck we all know, who has a cancerous group of friends and secretly has a crush on Sally.

You're a real Joshua Reed.

by SalamanderFFA November 7, 2016

Hailey Reed

Hailey Reed is a literal ball of sunshine who deserves all the love in the world. She's always there to comfort you when you need her and is super sweet. Everyone wishes they had a Hailey Reed, but she's off limits because she belongs to only one person. She's very loyal and caring and just perfect in every meaning of the word. Overall she's just complete wifey material.

I hope to marry Hailey Reed one day.
Malachi wishes he could be with hailey reed.
Hailey Reed likes galaxies.

by galaxytits September 27, 2017

that reads

When someone is trying to convey a point and it makes sense to you. You do not always have to agree with them, but saying it usually implies you do.

"I think we should go to the pizza place down the street. The waiters are nice and they have a deal tonight."

"Oh that reads, let's go."

by BedlamBravado February 24, 2021

Gummed Up The Reed

1. To mess up
2. To get in a sticky situation
3. To fuck up

Peter we lost this round because of you, stop gumming up the reed.

Had you used protection, we wouldn't be in this mess. Jesus Peter! you really gummed up the reed this time.

by Prepfin4 December 6, 2016

Reedle

1.) a female with an attractive face but overweight. 2.) a woman with a think middle, ample chest, and large posterior. 3.) an uber fat woman on the side of the road or on tv that would only be attractive to reed

"Damn, she'd be hot if she lost 30lbs"
"Yeah shes definitely a Reedle"

by A very concerned friend March 19, 2008

Redshirt

Expendable characters. Usually say one line or less before being killed in a plot-convenient manner.
Most often seen in classic 60's Trek.

"Oh no, that Redshirt just fell down the bottomless pit."
"Damn, find me another one."

by Heywood June 16, 2003

Reed peek

1. a subtle, sometimes innocent glance, especially at potentially hot chicks. it is primarily an evaluation peek.
2. a quick glance that is meant to go unnoticed, but it caught by somebody

He definately took a Reed peek at the chicks at the beach to see if they were hott.

by Ace Reed March 20, 2007