Reading, PA

One of the most crime ridden, poverty stricken cities in the US. Per capita, it has the highest drug, murder, and crime rate in the nation. Used to be the outlet capital of the world, and now is nearly without any business or workers. Here welfare equals daily wages and shootings are considered population control. If you are not hispanic, do not attract attention to yourself here...

Reading high school student found shot and tied up in the back of an SUV, presumably owing someone drug money.

by moose56 June 1, 2005

drunk reading

when you come home after a long night of drinking and you want to continue reading that novel you've been working on so you start reading. you read profusely, continuously telling yourself you're sober enough to read and that you will remember this in the morning.

the other night will and nadine went out to do some drinking, when they got home they figured they would do some light reading. they both read for a while telling themselves they would remember it in the morning when in FACT THEY WERE drunk reading.

by DA (drunkreader anonymous) January 19, 2008

Redenbacher's Revenge

The painful state of constipation due to the consumption of too much popcorn. If raw kernels are accidentally eaten, the condition may eventually become an Orvilles Delight

I told my girlfriend to lay off the popcorn during What Dreams May Come, but she didn't listen. I laughed at her later that night when she had a bad case of Redenbacher's Revenge.

by Jena Talia June 3, 2006

Redicilous

When something is so stupid you have to mock it twice.

That's redicilous. Like totally stupid.

by KeiZzaH June 23, 2009

readingasm

readingasm (ree-ding-gaz-uhm)
-noun
1. the heightened physical and emotional sensation experienced while watching Nirvana: Live at Reading
2. a similar point of intensity or excitement from other Nirvana entertainment

-verb
1. to have a readingasm

watching the entire MTV Unplugged special is sure to produce multiple readingasms

by Lily_of_Geeks November 3, 2009

oral redenbacher

A type of oral sex which occurs which the male cuts a hole in a popcorn box and sticks his dick in and the girl performs oral sex on him

Dude my dick totally smells like butter

Yeah but at least you got some Oral Redenbacher!

by Conor Mahagony December 22, 2008

popcorn reading

Popcorn reading.

The horrifying technique of a teacher calling on students hands raised or not.

Mrs. Skate kept popcorn reading on all the students enjoying our pain.

by Oco Alexandras November 24, 2017