rectite

A rectal rash.

Kiko: Never had rectite, meself!
Emi: Uso!
Kiko: Punch-o!

by Kiko February 3, 2004

Reptile dysfunction

Commen brother of “erectile Dysfunction”. Is when a species of reptile engulafes your dick with at least one unwilling partner

Logan has reptile Dysfunction and has a vilper on his dick,we need to go to the ER

by Glenicus. December 18, 2018

Rectilinear Motion

The formal mathematical term for anal sex.

John gave his student a hard rectilinear motion assessment.

by bakeshop February 16, 2010

rectie

an extremely annoying person; a jerk

R was acting like such a rectie last night.

by B June 9, 2003

Rectility

asswad behaviour (see asswad)
all encompassing asswad behaviour
of being "rectile" (see rectile)

He has entered the Inner Sanctum of Rectility.

by Mr Lee December 22, 2006

reptile driftwood

When a member of the reptile species gets a boner in the water and tries to play it cool by laying in a plank-like fashion.

(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)

Jason: I went down to the beach and saw the Geico Gecko doing the backstroke and he looked more like a shark!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!

by thebee'sknees June 19, 2012

rectilous

A stressful amount of low FPS

This game is so rectilous

by Thecubichare March 29, 2014