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Ralph Mente

a strong independent person with a creative and amazing mind
Are you a Ralph Mente? Because you're so amazing!
by mindfulpeople September 9, 2019
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RalphHands

Commonly referred to as somebody that has excreted in public lavatories and neglected to wash their hands afterwards.
Sheesh, that guy came out the bathroom and then grabbed my face with his RalphHands! Ewwww.
by Dirty Rotten Scoundrel,England November 23, 2019
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Ralph Thoresby School

Ralph Thoresby School is a shit school that has bitches and snakes. It's in Leeds and is shit! All the teachers are bastards! Never go to that school cause u will actually hate it.
Ralph Thoresby School definition: A shit school in Leeds with chavs
For example:
RTS student:"I go to Ralph thoresby school"
Any other human:"so ur a chav"
by River.07 October 19, 2019
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RALPHJE

Iemand die studielokalen reserveert op de universiteit zodat studenten op zijn gemak kunnen studeren.

En ook iemand die veel scheetjes laat, en medestudenten de schuld geeft.
Het ruikt een beetje raar hier zo, heb jij een Ralphje gelaten?
by Foutstra September 26, 2023
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RalphToe

When a toe has gone past a critical stage where it is infected beyond all imagination. It is most commonly found below the nail and in some cases will carry to the face and cause extreme situations of snaggle tooth.
Person 1: Hey I heard Alvin had a smeggy RalphToe.
Person 2: I would keep away from him.
by A smeggy one September 23, 2011
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the ralph macchio

pronunciation: {ralf moh-chee-oh} noun, verb, -macchio-ed, -macchio-ing, -macchio-tastic.

1. a sexual maneuver named for the aforementioned actor, most notable for his starring role in 'The Karate Kid', and, more specifically, for the karate move he performed in the film's grand finale, known as the 'crane kick', in which he lifts one leg off of the ground, bringing his knee towards his chest, with his arms raised in the air like a deranged spider-monkey.

2. the maneuver is performed when a man and a woman are having sex standing, with the woman's back against a wall, and the man lifts her leg, hooking her knee with his arm and bringing it upwards (lifting both of the woman's legs simultaneously is commonly known as 'The Double Macchio with Cheese', but is not to be tried by amateurs, as it is considerably more dangerous than the regular Macchio)

3. the 'Ralph Macchio' can also be known by it's abbreviated form, 'the Macchio'; or is also referred to as 'the Crane Kick of Fury and Desolation'.

4. for added points while performing this move, you can shout "Sweep the leg, Scottie!", or "Cobra Kai! (then) *grunt*!"

source: John and Justin's Dictionary of Love.
'we tried 'the ralph macchio with cheese', but my arms got tired and we fell down and now my balls hurt'.
by le justin January 1, 2009
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talking to Ralph on the white telephone

Vomiting most profusely.
Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.
by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005
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