railroad tracks

Badly creased pants

You can't go to the office in those railroad tracks, Bill! Thanks for offereing to iron your own pants, but if they turn out like that you'd better leave it to me.

by DippiusDappus May 20, 2021

Red Railroad

The act of a woman dragging her menstrual, bloody labia across a person

"I gave Billy a red railroad across his face, and he was mortified. High five, sis!"

by taco_partay December 31, 2020

Undergrad Railroad

When cops show up at a party and partygoers organize an evacuation for underage drinkers.

"Shit, the cops are here. We need our biggest, most diplomatic friend to delay them at the front door while the rest of us get the train rolling down the Undergrad Railroad."

by ThatGuyAndTheFunkyBunch June 15, 2015

underground railroading

The act of scissoring assholes and transferring shit from one anus to the other

Guy 1: "What did you two do last night?"
Guy 2: "We were underground railroading until our asses overflowed!"

by thechocolatestarfish April 28, 2014

railroad lag

Some asshat typing in continuous ######## into a chat room window until the room becomes so slow that it no longer works.

Jack: Yeah, we can go find some-

Jill: ######################## (repeat forever)

Jack: Fuck you, you're stopping the fucking chat with railroad lag!

Jill: #################### (repeat forever)

-chat then freezes-

by Lilyitha January 6, 2014

Kentucky Railroad

A sexual act similar to a 'train', in which all participants are family members

My brothers and I are taking Grandma for a trip on the Kentucky Railroad

by Caevanus October 17, 2014

railroad luck

when every time your car goes over railroad tracks you tuch the window/roof of car and pick your feet off of the ground for good luck.

ah railroad tracks"........"dammit i didnt make it in time"........."i guess you wont have any railroad luck ):

by goodluckolivia June 20, 2010