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Wayne Rooney

A 'Wayne Rooney' is a term describing the 'Job next to God'.

In reality,'WR,' or 'W(anke)R', as he's known internationally, is actually the love child of Myra Hindley (2nd Jan 1938- Dead- 'LoL') and Mickey Rooney( Sep 23 1920- Still humpin!).

Earning £30000 a minute, this inbred 'Special Boy' is renowned for being the only sperm that got to Heaven. (ie Heaven as in Fabios Arse.)

His actual only 'claim to fame' is being an aged balding talentless little fuck that can't even recognise it's own reflection in a mirror, and having buggered David-PoshSpice & Fabio 'All a teh sem time!'(quote) when he should have been playing Football!

Other common analogies include:

A waste of space.

Fabio's Little Rent-Boy

Talentless

Get back to Burger-King

W(anke)R! (wanker)

These are all terms to describe a 'Wayne-Rooney'.
England Fan 2010 #1: 'Oh Bugger I spent my life savings on coming to SA to see Wayne Rooney playin' the World Cup 2010, and it was Shite!'

England fan 2010 #2:'Sorry me good fella, but they had that Over-Paid Talentless Stupid Little Balding, Aged, Fat, C**tWayne Rooney playing,........ he was like Gazza on Mogodon! C**t!
by Marina and her Fuckin IUD June 21, 2010
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ben rooney

#BenRooney is often associated with a bellend. They usually have massive arses for a male and like chicks with similar arses. They're shit at science and like wankin over electrics.
When you smack that ass shout Ben Rooney and you'll see the cross hanging over your bed. Christ be with you.
by TheGreatBritishChoirOff February 22, 2020
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fuck a rooney

fuck a rooney is a common phrase said from the hit disney show liv and maddie every episode they had ended with a rooney so it made perfect sense to say fuck a rooney also many people say this why they do something stupid or are and at themselves
by Elenor Rosevelt October 3, 2018
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Pullin" a Rooney

When you proceed to put your legs up on the wall, and curl yourself to suck your own penis.
Hey bros! Check out what I can do! Whats that man? I can suck my own cock. Im Pullin" a Rooney
by miki2345 November 22, 2019
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Shock-a-rooney

When something is surprising
Mall: that pie had bugs in it!
Nancy: now thats a shock-a-rooney!
by NBeichner March 20, 2023
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PULL A ROONEY

to constantly drink from the legal drinking age, convinced that they aren't a borderline alcholic, yet blatantly are.
rooney: im not an alcholic ive only been drunk twice this week.
me:its friday morning rooney.
me:oh we just managed to pull a rooney.
by jon paul mcqueen February 27, 2008
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owen & rooney

its good to have owen and rooney, they're a big pair upfront
by the pineapple? oh no June 26, 2004
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