bill of rights

Toilet paper for the White House.

Bush wipes his ass regularly with the Bill of Rights.

by yup September 7, 2003

Bill of Rights

The first 10 amendments to the Constitution of the United States of America. Tells the government what kinds of laws they can and can't pass. Includes freedom of speech and freedom of religion, which it specifically says Congress can not deny any American citizen.
President George W. Bush's worst nightmare.

Congress shall pass no law limiting the freedom of speech.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

equal rights

A phrase corrupted by racist shitheaps to mean exactly the opposite of what it says.

Dumfuck1: Dude, lets get benefits based soley on our skin color and call it equal rights!

Dumfuck2: Hell yeah! That's way easier than actually taking responsibility for ourselves!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Men's Rights

A movement that focuses on men's issues. For example; bias in family court, male abuse victims not getting talked about enough, male mental health, and much more. Although these issues are serious and a lot of them are set aside so the media can talk about feminism and man-spreading.

John: I'm feeling sad.
Everyone else: man up.
John: why won't you listen to me

Everyone else: because your a man and men shouldn't have the same emotional support as women.
John: this is why we need Men's Rights

by stoplookingatmynameandread30 June 15, 2021

human rights violations

When an incumbent government in a sovereign country won't put a pipeline in that you desperately need

Syria's Assad is guilty of human rights violations, so USA is sending in the military for a regime change

by American_tool November 10, 2016

Sisterhood Rights

the certain laws sisters' hold pertaining their sister; rights of a sister; things a sister can do

Sisterhood Rights include:
The right to know anything pertaining to dating, kissing, or sex
The right to know anything remotely secretive or relating to emotions.
The right to eat any food cooked by sister.
The right to take or give money or stuff without any attached guilt.

by InYourFaceShaby October 16, 2010

Vampire Rights Amendment (VRA)

An amendment proposed to provide the same rights to vampires as are given to humans, i.e, they can own property, vote, etc. in the television show True Blood.

Bill Compton took over his family home after one of his relatives died. He began renovations assuming that the Vampire Rights Amendment (VRA) would pass. (characters in True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009