REM job

When a girl begins to have sex with you while you are sleeping.

"Hey man, I brought this girl home from the bar and I didnt want to have sex with her so I just went to sleep. Then I woke up with her on top of me."
"You got REM jobbed."

by verbthatnoun February 14, 2014

rem manus conficere

to finish the hand job!!

rem manus conficere bitch

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

REM job

REM stands for rapid eye movement--a sleep stage. A REM job is a colourful euphemism for sleeping--a play on the phrase rim job.

When I get home from work tonight I am gonna get the best REM job!

by Rachel182 June 13, 2007

Rem Doctor

an extended version of the word Rem

Big Mac:D : Ha Ha Ben you rem doctor!
Ben: UUUGH!

by Big Mac 92 December 11, 2007

Rem Bem

Rem Bem is my bubba. Mine only. He’s my whole world i love him sm, to the moon and back.

Rem Bem is my bubba and I’m not sharing.

by Ron Bon <3 February 4, 2021

rem your bedroom

best admin in the whole server and maybe the best admin in the whole world :D

rem your bedroom is good and best admin

by asdasdasdadwasdw December 13, 2020

rem ram

To perform a sex act in one's sleep.

I woke up sore; must have had a good rem ram last night.

by funniestgirlinmyworld June 8, 2010