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Queef Etiquette

When a female queefs the male can only laugh if she begins to laugh herself. She most initiate the laugh otherwise the male is considered an asshole.
(Hump.Hump.Hump.Queef) Female-Hahahahaha. Male-Hahahahahaha. Thank you for using Queef Etiquette.
by Toolizm May 19, 2010
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Queef Latifah

Sha-nay-nay just queefed, look at that little Queef Latifah.
by Brendan.Amanda.206 August 9, 2010
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Reef Queef

Technique commonly used by free divers where a person sucks the air from a woman's vagina while underwater. This is also regularly taught as a survival technique if driving a vehicle into a body of water with a female passenger.
Jack would not have drowned as quickly if he knew to breathe in Rose's reef queef.
by CATFOOODS January 31, 2012
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ketchup queef

(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.
"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"
by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2008
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Quebec City

Quebec City is the oldest city in North America after Jamestown and the only walled city in north of Mexico (400 yrs old in 2008). It's the second biggest city in Quebec (province) after Montreal and the 7 in Canada (Population of Quebec is about 720 000 citizens). Mostly residants of Quebec City hate Mtl and the fuc*ing habs. Quebec City is the city that has the most hockey fans in america.
Quebec City had the biggest rivality in all sports; Nordiques-Canadiens
by mtdqcc July 28, 2007
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Meat Queef

A Queef possesing a massive coincidence to the texture, smell, and taste of an uncooked T-bone steak.
Mike Kelley was being such a Meat Queef last night!
by SpeedStick September 11, 2009
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Queef

The whimsical sound made by a rim-blown soprano flute. A sweet, sweet symphony. An onomatopoeia.
"Everyone please give a warm welcome to Kathy as she performs he flute solo."

***queef queef queef queef queeeeef***

***Applause***
by G.andy18 February 28, 2017
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