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Stomach Quake 

(Verb) A stomach ache that normally occurs at night after eating spicy food and entails waking up sweating with a knot in your stomach, requiring you to use the bathroom so often that eventually you will be rid of sleep.
"Last night I had the worst stomach quake. It must've been the spicy chicken sandwich I got from Checkers."
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Ass-Quake 

The kind of fart that moves soil.
Geez Gary, that ass-quake of yours had enough power to knock a seagull off a trash can!
Ass-Quake by Jaron W. September 8, 2005

Butt Quake 

A fart which is so loud and powerful that it reverberates the entire area around the expeller.
Robin: Oh my God, everything in the house is shaking, it's an earth quake!
Chris: Don't worry about it, that was just a butt quake I let loose downstairs.

Local Newscaster: Today we mourn the loss of the twenty people that were killed on this day last year when an unsuspecting local man released a butt quake while on board a city bus.
Butt Quake by MerchantofVenice5 February 4, 2013

Nut Quake 

A nut quake is when you have both your hands on each of your testicles and furiously shake until you nut.
"I walked in on Jimmy in his room whilst he was nut quaking"
"I think I'm going to nut quake soon"
Nut Quake by The biggest nut. January 1, 2019

action quake 2

Modification of Quake 2; precursor of the modern-day tactical realism shooter
action quake 2 by Anonymous May 20, 2003

The Quake 

Rare medical condition occuring in the lower digestive system. The onset of sexual arrousal stimulates "The Quake," culminating in explosive diarrhea at the exact point of orgasm. Leaving a rather messy 'Nacho Night Cap' on your lover's thighs, vagina, face, bedspread, Etc. "The Quake" is known only to be suffered by George Lazenby, the actor.
"EHEHEHEHE Baby, Got a little bit of the ole' Quake, can't help it!"

"Hey Diana, wanna hear a JOKE?!?!!? EHE EHEH EHHE UUUGHHHG (SLPAT) California Quakes! EHEHEH!"